Denzel
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Everything posted by Denzel
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Let's hear it for beer and tabs.
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Sod Wetherspoons, their pubs are always full of work-shy low lifes.
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Let's av a good ol' cockernee knees-ap rand the old Joanna.
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A good appetite is a sign of virility.
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So we can assume that the works of Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra and many Motown artists is inferior to that produced by talented muso's like Rammstein?
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I hope you're as flippant should you ever suffer from an abcess. Nasty feckers them.
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Who?!
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Yep, they've done away with the cistern, just going to have a little table at ideal cocaine-snorting height.
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It's OK, students get a discount.
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Aha! Another reference to my supposed predeliction for 'dogging'. Hats off to you.
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Well it was open when I drove past earlier so looks like some of them have been left behind.
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£11.50 for him to put his tool in your mouth? I think it's a bargain.
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Why don't you and Mrs Student take The Sun over? Imagine how cool it would be; Pot Noodles on the bar every Sunday, a 4AD disco, massive version of Jenga and loads of lasses called Sophie and Emma writing cheques to pay for half a lager.
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Yep, despite Bono saying otherwise, all was NOT quiet on New Year's Day.
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Congestion on the A19? Explain please Arkwright.
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Oh Mr PN, get yourself a charver-patois phrasebook; you may find it easier to use than normal English.
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An acquaintance of young 'Dazza' was set upon by one of the door-staff at the entrance to Movies. It's how the young pop-kids speak today Pencil Neck, get with it.
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The Red Lion leasehold can be yours for c.£40k; apparently it's been earmarked for a 'significant' refurbishment. Again.
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He shouldget his future son-in-law to do some 'creative accounting' so he can pick it up on the cheap.
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Hooligans the lot of them.
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Step forward, Colonel 'Dorty Shagger' Knowledge.
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I was hoping to meet Miss Darn in The Sun actually.
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It would be a good idea to advertise in 'In Touch' if they opted to print it on a decent weight of paper and sorted the registration out. Leave well alone I say. Go to printing.com, Alphagraphics or Prontaprint, get some decent A5 flyers done and deliver them yourself to the 'better' areas of Bedlington. Be much cheaper.
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Must admit Snowballs are canny, a regular tipple at twisty !*!@# 's house when lager/wine has run out. Well it's either that or !*!@# Dooley's.
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Yep, a warm welcome awaits in The Percy and The Clayton.
