Denzel

The times haven't changed then, it's still a popular pastime among Bedlington miscreants.

Yep, 9.30am train, sip the froth off a tinny and you'll be asleep by the time we reach Alnmouth.

(Doffs hat at Boomhauer)

Wax on, wax off.

I have a separate dogging vehicle; the custard pie is too recognisable.

WTF?

After 7 stellas you'd be asleep.

I've never seen it, might as well just watch The Sweeney.

Yep the world has gone to the dogs, there was no drink-fuelled violence in the olden days.

I noticed it when I drove past yesterday as well, let's pray it's not another hairdressers or takeaway.

Ya fukcin write their hinny

What is so 70's?

I enjoy dogging; drop me a line and we'll sort something out.

Personally I'm teetotal - alcohol impairs the ability to spell correctly.

Get them in kidda, I'll spark up the snouts.

Nah, too many coke-snorting radgies kicking around for me to be interested in it.

Let's hear it for beer and tabs.

Sod Wetherspoons, their pubs are always full of work-shy low lifes.

Let's av a good ol' cockernee knees-ap rand the old Joanna.

A good appetite is a sign of virility.

So we can assume that the works of Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra and many Motown artists is inferior to that produced by talented muso's like Rammstein?

I hope you're as flippant should you ever suffer from an abcess. Nasty feckers them.

Who?!

Yep, they've done away with the cistern, just going to have a little table at ideal cocaine-snorting height.

It's OK, students get a discount.