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fetch back capital punishment! empty the jails!

Two have already been emptied, to make space for naughty immigrants.

I care..if any of the Royals have been up to no good, i want them named and shamed

It`s like that time that Prince Charles had been caught in the act with a member of his male staff, (snigger) that was hushed up pretty quick!

The whole lot of them are dodgy i think..

Prince Charles is gay?

I know theres one on at Blyth... I went last year, waited an hour and they lasted 10 mins!

Not complaining though, it was a good show and it was free.

Does anyone know of any other ones and will you all be going to any?

no that would be a stupid idea as you would be pulling silicon and bits of transistors out of your face!

Who cares who did what... of everything happening in this world, the biggest story of the week is Guess What A Random Royal Did.

WHO CARES!?

Ship them off is what I say, and send the crappy newspapers with them.

any way about these bin fire there's no need to panic the culprits were spotted last week in san diego!

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LIKE OMG THE DEERS ARE BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That reminds me... bonfire night and halloween are coming up.

I've been hearing fireworks almost every night for the last three weeks. Now we just have to wait on the "Firework kills cat" and "Fireworks set house on fire" news stories that pop up every year.

nowt rang with a good clip roond the ear to tell you your deing wrang!

Didnt work with you then, did it?

Excellent pic Carole, thanks for sharing.

Just seen your pics in the gallery jojo - i noticed the steppy stones havent changed at all! The same ones are still cracked and fallen to pieces, even after all these years they havent changed!

Whats a magic spiral?

It's a tool which lets you make fancy spiral garnishings... like spiral cucumber, carrots etc. One of those useless tools that no one ever uses!

Has anyone been to Asda lately while they've had been giving away "Magic Spirals"?

I was there this evening and there was a big crowd up one isles, so up I went to see what the fuss was about.

There was a man demonstrating "The worlds sharpest / strongest knife". He said he would prove how good it was by cutting through a hammer!

Of course everyone was standing in silence watching him cut through a hammer, when all of a sudden the knife slipped and the knife sliced his hand!

He just started panicking and said "Help yourself to the spirals, i'm going to seek medical attention". So off he ran down the isles, leaving a trail of blood and a bunch of laughing shoppers behind him. As soon as his back was turned they all dived into his box and started helping themselves.

I was just wondering, Mr Oblivious hasnt lost a finger has he?

The BNP party are totally mad!

We`ve had steak already Monsta...did you not look..are you BLIND..say steak again and you`re banned!

Kit Kats

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Sausage....joking!

Shrimp!

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a big bomb to drop on australia!

have you ever bought the big issue willingly?

Yes, I felt sorry for the man selling it because he had a beard.

Heres one for the blokes: Have you ever dressed up as a woman?

Wey,it just looked like a woman from the back,but when he turned round the face looked a bit not right,so i looked straight at the hands and they were like shovels,then he was on the phone and there was no mistaking it..he didn`t look too bad as a wife like..i`ve seen worse.

Oh, so it didnt look like this then...

Thats a rarity - a bloke that speaks the truth!

Oh..anyway,before i forget,i was shopping at Asda last week and i seen a tranny,it was the big hands and deep voice that gave it away.Just thought i`d share that with everyone

Really?

What did it look like?

My old man's put in for a job. Fingers crossed he gets lucky, being being 60 may well go against him. :-/

Nah, generally big stores like Tesco and Asda like to have a good mix of employees... young, old, male, female, black, white, tall, short etc...

Is this site slow on your computer? I`ve had bother on here for about 4 days now.I wonder if Threegee,is clarting aboot with the site?

Nope, all good here.

As for a job there... i have applied but its only for another year, till i finnish my current course.

then i can broaden my horizons!

Good luck Mr Oblivious!

We had egg!

Grape!

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It was Ridge Farm and Meadowdale. The only good thing about it was that when a policewoman arrived the next day when I'd called, one of my lovely little kids looked at her and said 'Are you a real policeman?' when she said yes, he asked 'Are you a boy or a girl?' She told him she was a girl and he said 'Are you going to catch some naughty people then?' Mouths of babes.

What do you think?

extra large bacon rashers

sweetcorn...N

Its a shame we cant have everyone answer, like have a seperate 'post poll' instead of a topic poll...

i have never smelled a dogs rear! nor will i ever again!

Whats the most expensive thing you have knowingly stolen. (if nothing, do not answer!)

Stop right there!

I have to pause the game here in response to Mr Oblivious answer...

"nor will I ever again!"

Aha! So you HAVE smelled a dogs !*!@# !