Cympil

It`s one of them places that never change.The shops still shut half day on a Wednesday

Not me,coz am brainy as owt me

:lol: :lol: One things for sure,if you were a mod there wouldn`t be any bother coz you`d sort them out good and proper

CK,since you`ve became a moderater,would it not be a good idea to change your name back to Colonel Knowledge? It`s a more respectable name than Hamburger Pimp don`t you think old chap?

Why don`t you moderate it Threegee? Mr Darn is busy with his own site.If he starts moderating here again it`ll stress him out and then he`ll quit..again

Blank would make a great mod

So,who`s the new mod of Chat Central? Any news yet?

Aye,it does a bit.I think Chat Centrals ok the way it is after all

It`s pointless in this forum coz no-one uses it

Why would you vote against?

I would like it though,coz i could give all the topics i started 5 stars

Why can`t we rate the Chat Central topics

There`s too many wasps http://www.netdisaster.com/go.php?mode=was...dlington.co.uk/

So what was the two you got then?

It all makes perfect sense..but you forgot to mention the chip shops/chinese /pizza/kebab shops.

What two have you got? Face and feet?

are you one of these lasses that just wash your 3 "f"s before you gan oot

Isn`t that why they called him "the King"..coz he died on his throne?

The strain must of been too much for him

Phone intercepts ‘confirm Maddy’s death’ http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/index.php?storyID=8144

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately, the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what is wrong. "I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it." The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight. The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?" The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says.. (Are you ready for this?) (Are you sure?) (This is bad!) (It's definitely a Blonde Joke!) (You know you could just click off and not read the punch line....) (You can still delete it) (You know you're gonna be sorry) (Last chance) (OK, here it is) It says, "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave." __________________

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You should of tried to get into the site Pete..you`ll get a laugh (Not rude,i promise )