October 8, 201213 yr Author DARN AND TARNATION, PETE, YOU DONE HORNSWOGGLED ME.YAH SPOILT MA FUN.THEY ALL PLAYED VIKINGS IN FILMS.Kirk Douglas..........The VikingsRichard Widmark...The LongshipsLee Majors.............The NorsemanTim Robbins...........Erik the VikingI'll be posting your prize shortly, you hornswoggler. Edited October 8, 201213 yr by keith lockey
October 8, 201213 yr Is that a euphemism?Have you never heard us chapesses referring to "the wedding furniture"?
October 8, 201213 yr Author PETE – YOUR PRIZE HAS COME THROUGHWell actually it is more in the way of a quest.In keeping with the Viking theme I have decided to send you on a quest to save the world from Ragnarok – (The Doom of the Gods, or Twilight of the Gods) That's Biting the Dust to Yosemite SamNow three things can save the world from this Gotterdammerung. You must sally forth from the Hall of Valhalla and procure a frozen turd from one of the Frost Giants sleeping in a cave north of Reykjavik. (Actually, Pete, try ebay)Your second quest is to buy a loaf of Kingsmill bread and toast it on the fire god Surtr's flatulence; you will then spread a thin layer of peanut butter onto said toast and proceed to your final quest to save the world from the Doom of the Gods. For your third quest is to scour the land and find an honest politician who will eat the flatulated bread…Er, I tell you what, Pete, just stay at home and build a bunker."We're doomed, doomed.â€
October 8, 201213 yr Author AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!Darn and blast that PeteYep, they all played Dr. Fu Manchu. Edited October 8, 201213 yr by keith lockey
October 8, 201213 yr Author HERE IS YOUR PRIZE, PETE.THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT HAVE DECIDED THE TERRACOTTA WARRIORS ARE A BIT DRAB.SO THEY WANT SOMEONE TO PAINT THEM IN LIFE-LIKE COLOURS.YEP, YOU HAVE GOT THE CONTRACT - IT SHOULDN'T TAKE MORE THAN TEN YEARS.BETTER GET USED TO EATING RICE..
October 8, 201213 yr HERE IS YOUR PRIZE, PETE.THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT HAVE DECIDED THE TERRACOTTA WARRIORS ARE A BIT DRAB.SO THEY WANT SOMEONE TO PAINT THEM IN LIFE-LIKE COLOURS.YEP, YOU HAVE GOT THE CONTRACT - IT SHOULDN'T TAKE MORE THAN TEN YEARS.BETTER GET USED TO EATING RICE..Who is supplying the paint? Rice is fine as long as they throw in some water chestnuts and bamboo shoots
October 9, 201213 yr Well played again Pete................we will have Keef2 in a darkened room soon...........
October 9, 201213 yr Well played again Pete................we will have Keef2 in a darkened room soon........... Soon ? you mean AGAIN !!! He just comes out to get the jacket that makes him hug himself dry cleaned
October 9, 201213 yr Well played again Pete................we will have Keef2 in a darkened room soon........... If I can get the correct answer then they must be getting to easy Malcolm.
October 9, 201213 yr If I can get the correct answer then they must be getting to easy Malcolm.Only easy when you know the answers Pete................
October 9, 201213 yr Author THE STRAIGHT -JACKETS OFF YOU HORNSWOGGLIN' VARMINTSNOW TRY THESE PICS YOU DRY-GULCHERS Edited October 9, 201213 yr by keith lockey
October 9, 201213 yr Author I recognise Travolta but who are the rest?Vic, can't really give you ALL their names because one of the women might give it away. So I'll comprimise.The three men are...Kevin Spacey, John Travolta & Jeff Bridges.
October 10, 201213 yr Author Malcolm's right, Vic - my ex wives....er....fantasy world again, stop it Keith. But who is the other mystery woman? If you get her you might just get a vital clue to the connection. Edited October 10, 201213 yr by keith lockey
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