Canny lass Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 Congrats on the new job Keith. Hope it goes well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted October 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 Congrats on the new job Keith. Hope it goes well.Thanks Canny Lass, wont get a start until my licence and checks come through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Hogg Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 By the way, everyone, sorry for the delay in posting this - the reason is I'VE GOT A JOB.I applied for the job at 9am - got a phone call at 10am - informal interview at 11am followed by offer of said job. Hopefully all will go okay with the paperwork, etc. So that is why the delay.Well Done keith, hope you have many years in employment, like me as i also got a job in late september . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vic Patterson Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Congratulations Keith and Adam, good luck in the new employment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted October 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 (edited) BRAND NEW QUIZ CONNECTIONMETHINKS THIS MIGHT BE A TRITE TOO EASY Edited October 5, 2012 by keith lockey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercuryg Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Congrats on the jobs both of you, not easy to come by these days. As for the prize, I can't wait! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Robinson Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 All played sub captains? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercuryg Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 I think they all met the Queen when they were least expecting it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted October 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 (edited) All played sub captains?A WINNNERThey have all played submarine captains.Charlton Heston....Gray Lady DownGene Hackman.....Crimson TideHarrison Ford.......WidowmakerRock Hudson........Ice Station ZebraSean Connery......The Hunt for Red OctoberCONGRATS MALCOLM, THAT MUST HAVE BEEN A RECORD ANSWER.NOW FOR YOUR PRIZE.Dear Winner,As part of the Cultural Exchange Service Scheme Promoting Integration Techniques (CESSPIT) we are delighted to inform you that you have been accepted for our international ethnic swap portfolio. Therefore you have been granted the opportunity of spending one month with a family of Papuan head-hunters in the jungles of New Guinea, whilst one of their tribe will be transported to your home to integrate with your family and friends.I have enclosed a photo of the family you will be staying with. I hasten to add that strict cultural observations must be observed; therefore you will dress accordingly.As part of this scheme you will be required to engage in their activities to the best of your ability; these may include basket making, net fishing and decapitating enemy tribesmen and shrinking their heads. (Have you any experience of the latter?)Likewise the swap participant will have to adhere to cultural niceties in your home town. I know that a head-hunter will have no problem fitting into the Bedlington social scene – especially on a Friday & Saturday nights.Many of our former prize-winners have enjoyed this experience so much they have decided to stay on in New Guinea indefinitely. (Actually they just disappeared never to be seen again – we just assume they stayed on.)So please accept this awesome prize with all our heartfelt wishes. Edited October 5, 2012 by keith lockey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Robinson Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 All played sub captains? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercuryg Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Keith, the effort you put into devising the prizes surely exceeds that you put into the actual competition.......I'm sorry not to have won this one, I would have enjoyed the experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted October 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 (edited) Malcolm Robinson......aaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhh! Edited October 5, 2012 by keith lockey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Robinson Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Merc,fancy a swap..........I could do with that Paris trip if you would like to entertain those indigenous head hunters......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted October 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 AND THE NEXT ONE PLEASE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercuryg Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Merc,fancy a swap..........I could do with that Paris trip if you would like to entertain those indigenous head hunters.........No problem; do you think they enjoy real ale? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercuryg Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 This one has me beaten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Scantlebury Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 This one has me beaten.Huh, they've all had me beaten Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Robinson Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Howay............giving the rest of you a chance to win one of Keef2's excellent prizes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted October 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 (edited) Howay............giving the rest of you a chance to win one of Keef2's excellent prizes! YOU VARMINT ROBINSON Edited October 5, 2012 by keith lockey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 They have all played the part of a prisoner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted October 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 They have all played the part of a prisonerNo...but......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Robinson Posted October 6, 2012 Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 YOU VARMINT ROBINSON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Robinson Posted October 6, 2012 Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 Pete is getting too close!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercuryg Posted October 6, 2012 Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 malcolm, despite those I still have no idea! Have they all played characters who were known by a number? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted October 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 (edited) NO, NAY, NEVER, NO, NAY, NO, NEVER, NO, NAY.You are hitting the bar, posts and corner flags again chaps.Sorry, Malcolm, the goal was disallowed.Please think and try harder - all of you. SPECIFICS. Edited October 6, 2012 by keith lockey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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