keith lockey Posted October 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2012 Looks like I've got those varmints beat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Hogg Posted October 7, 2012 Report Share Posted October 7, 2012 Looks like I've got those varmints beat!Whats up doc?is it they all played terrorists? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted October 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2012 NOPE. You all try again now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted October 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2012 (edited) YOU VARMINTS QUITTIN'? YOU'VE GOT 'TIL 10 PM OR ELSE I SPILL THE BEANS. Edited October 7, 2012 by keith lockey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted October 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2012 Pete & Malcolm - you were both that close.Yes, prisoner films. But the three people posted were...WARDENS IN ALCATRAZ FILMSKarl Malden................The Birdman of AlcatrazPatrick McGoohan.....Escape from AlcatrazGary Oldman...............Murder in the First Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canny lass Posted October 7, 2012 Report Share Posted October 7, 2012 I was just about to say that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canny lass Posted October 7, 2012 Report Share Posted October 7, 2012 Believe that if you like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Robinson Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 I was looking at the wrong films......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted October 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 Oh Canny Lass, if only, you had said what you were going to say. You could have been in for the prize of the century. (Before Nibiru obliterates us all.)I had arranged for the winner to stay on Richard Branson's island with the partner of their dreams. I've had to phone, Richie up this morning and tell them to give the fortnight to the Cleggs instead. What a shame.Malcolm - you and Pete came so close.But not to worry, there will be another one posted sometime today, once I get my furniture removed for the workmen coming. It's like a building site around here....wait a moment, why didn't I take that holiday Richie offered. Quick, before he phones the Cleggs. Kylie!!!! Where's Kylies phone number.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Scantlebury Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 Oh Canny Lass, if only, you had said what you were going to say. You could have been in for the prize of the century. (Before Nibiru obliterates us all.)I had arranged for the winner to stay on Richard Branson's island with the partner of their dreams. I've had to phone, Richie up this morning and tell them to give the fortnight to the Cleggs instead. What a shame.Malcolm - you and Pete came so close.But not to worry, there will be another one posted sometime today, once I get my furniture removed for the workmen coming. It's like a building site around here....wait a moment, why didn't I take that holiday Richie offered. Quick, before he phones the Cleggs. Kylie!!!! Where's Kylies phone number.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Scantlebury Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 No good ringing Kylie, she's with me . I arranged to meet her after the bingo in the Station Club last night . One night with me and she's smitten, she's going to Sierra Hire to see if she can get a half day hire van so that she can move her stuff in. (She's been dossing at a mates in Scotland Gate for a week or two) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Robinson Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 No good Kylie coming up here.......she'll catch her death of cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted October 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 No good ringing Kylie, she's with me . I arranged to meet her after the bingo in the Station Club last night . One night with me and she's smitten, she's going to Sierra Hire to see if she can get a half day hire van so that she can move her stuff in. (She's been dossing at a mates in Scotland Gate for a week or two)Kylie!!!! My Kylie!!! My fluffybumps sugarlips with you at the Station Club. She said she was stopping in to dig her leek trench. Well that's it, the strumpet, I'm washing my hands of her. No more trips to the Waterloo in Blyth; No more kissing and canoodling in Bubbles (The Cellar) in Asherton. I was going to take her to Poundland today as well. Anybody got Myleene's number? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted October 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 (edited) No good Kylie coming up here.......she'll catch her death of cold.I took that photo, Malcolm, when I took her for a romantic weekend break to Cambois. I took this one as well, you might as well have it now that she's seeing that other Keith. What she sees in him....Mind you, i want my lingerie back. Edited October 8, 2012 by keith lockey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Fox (foxy) Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 Kylie, Myleene I must be missing something here, is it a hand to move the Furniture your after? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercuryg Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 a hand to move the FurnitureIs that a euphemism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted October 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 Is that a euphemism?I used to play one of those, a six-sting euphemism. Then I got a four-string innuendo.What's that, Kylie, you want to come back to me. On your bike, you had your chance, and you can stop that wailing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercuryg Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 I'm just thinking of it's possible uses: 'here darlin, come back to mine and give us a hand to move the furniture....' nudge, nudge...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Robinson Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 Hmmmmm.......Myleene 'pass the soap' Klaas. Thing is like a lot of supposedly super hot tottie they must be un-livable with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Fox (foxy) Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 Hmmmmm.......Myleene 'pass the soap' Klaas. Thing is like a lot of supposedly super hot tottie they must be un-livable with!Are you confusing Hot tottie with Hot tettie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted October 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 Hmmmmm.......Myleene 'pass the soap' Klaas. Thing is like a lot of supposedly super hot tottie they must be un-livable with!Not in my fantasies. They are totally livable with. They wear what I want them to wear; do as I tell them to; pander to my every whims and...what's that nurse, time for my medication! "Temazepam? Wasn't he Lord of the Jungle?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Scantlebury Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 This antipidean wench is the business I can tell ya. She's just finished in the kitchen, brought me some beer and now she has started mucking the car out. AS FOR HER BEDROOM PERFORMANCES !!!!! , she stripped the lot of and got stuck in (its ages since those sheets were washed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted October 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 Hoi, Keith! That's the future Mrs Lockey you're on about. Or at least it was. I mean I know she was good down under, nudge nudge wink wink, but you don't have to rub my nose in it. Just wait until I see Danni tonight, she's bringing my ironing round. I hope she put a big crease in my Y-fronts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Robinson Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 Keef2 is that excited his grammar is out of the window!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted October 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 Keef2 is that excited his grammar is out of the window!!!!!! So is my granda.RIGHT, YOU VARMINTS, PREPARE FOR YOU NEXT BATCH - COMING TO CINEMAS NEAR YOU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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