Hmmm, something to do with Christmas I think. They've all been in Christmas movies? Too vague?

Sorry, Fourgee, good guess but there is something more specific about these gentlemen.

Methinks this could be a long runner....which is good for me seeing as how my house is halfway through rennovation.

So come on you bushwhackers and jayhawkers, git those old grey cells in motion.

Edited October 22, 201213 yr by keith lockey

OKAY, VARMINTS, HERE'S AN EASY ONE.

Sherlock Holmes............... They have all played Dr. Watson.

Edited October 22, 201213 yr by keith

Dangnamit ya pesky varmint, you done me in. If ya ma ain't a she wolf and ya pa ain't a griz.

Am cashin' ma chips in, ya low-down-bushwackin' critter.

In other words keethy weethy big and beefy has got it right. They all played Dr. Watson.

Your prize involves something of the genus canis and appeared in one of mister Holmes' adventures, relating to a Mister Baskerville, I believe. It will be delivered from the Hellhound Homes for wayward dogs to your humble abode. I believe it's pedigree name is Postman-gone-forever-delicious. It has been known to chase people on motorbikes, though it has problems kickstarting the Nortons. I have enclosed a photo.

Dangnamit ya pesky varmint, you done me in. If ya ma ain't a she wolf and ya pa ain't a griz.

Am cashin' ma chips in, ya low-down-bushwackin' critter.

In other words keethy weethy big and beefy has got it right. They all played Dr. Watson.

Your prize involves something of the genus canis and appeared in one of mister Holmes' adventures, relating to a Mister Baskerville, I believe. It will be delivered from the Hellhound Homes for wayward dogs to your humble abode. I believe it's pedigree name is Postman-gone-forever-delicious. It has been known to chase people on motorbikes, though it has problems kickstarting the Nortons. I have enclosed a photo.

Edited October 22, 201213 yr by keith lockey

This should have been the Dudley Moore picture - darn computer is actin' up.

By the way, Cristopher Plummer & James Mason were a great pairing for Holmes and Watson - Murder by Decree.

PPS A'll be back ya Varmints.

(Good one Keith)

Edited October 22, 201213 yr by keith lockey

I quite like the latest screen version with Downey and Law. Maybe its the style of the filming?

I haven't seen the Robert Downey jnr & Jude Law versions, Malcolm, but I may get around to watching it. My favourite was, as i said, Murder By Decree with Plummer and Mason, I thought that was a cracking pairing. And of course Dr Watson was a Geordie in the books, wey aye man.

Okay Varmints, here's yor new one, and I'll shoot any man, woman or buzzworm that gets it before lunch.

Havin' trouble, varmints? Well here's a clue.

There all females.

Bond Girls?

Dunno who they are, is the first one Jaqueline Smith from Charlies Angels?

All played Jackie Kennedy though I'm not sure who 2 is. Number 3 is Katie Holmes.

A WINNER

Way to go Fourgee, what a performance!

Yes they have all played Jackie Kennedy. The one you missed was Jacqueline Bisset. (2)

And yes, Keith, number one was Jaclyn Smith from Charlie's Angels - which ties in nicely with Fourgee's super-duper prize.

Are you ready for this? They are remaking Charlies Angels and I have secured a leading role for you, Fourgee. You will play the brilliant but enigmatic Mallory Martindale; a suave, sophisticated man of mystery who stumbles across the real killers of JFK.

Here is a thumbnail preview of the plot.

The real assassins are alien greys who have set up a base on the moon. JFK has pledged to go to the moon so therefore he must be done away with. You learn this dastardly secret through your brilliant deductive powers - but now your life is in danger.

That is where Charlies Angels come in - they are assigned to protect you in a safe house in the wilds of Wyoming. Throughout the course of this protection they all secretly fall in love with you and share romantic liasons with you. But you ultimately break their hearts when you dedicate your life to defeating the alien greys.

And that is your prize, Fourgee - the starring role as Mallory Martindale, man of Mystery.

PS. I have enclosed photos of the three actresses who have been cast as the new Charlies Angels.

Wipe the tears from your eyes and don't thank me publicly.

Edited October 23, 201213 yr by keith lockey

First ones Keefy1 standing at the Station corner isn't it?

First ones Keefy1 standing at the Station corner isn't it?

You spotted him, Malcolm, yes, a fetching little number he is wearing, isn't, with matching accessories. Fourgee is lucky having such a prize; I mean it's hard to tell which one of those you would choose if you went on a blind date with them. In fact you would have to be....er....blind to do so, wouldn't you.

Well, can't sit here chatting away, I get my tiles on today. A few people have said I've got tiles missing.

I had heard said you had a full roof missing not just a few tiles?

I had heard said you had a full roof missing not just a few tiles?

That's just a malicious rumour spread by my psychiatrist.

I went wrong cos I thought the first one was Kate Jackson. I have Kate on the brain.

My favourite was Cheryl Ladd, she had some fine points.

My favourite was Cheryl Ladd, she had some fine points.

She did - her crime-fighting ability being among them, of course.

No no there was and is only one Angel………. Farrah Fawcett!

In her day a stunningly beautiful woman and one who had a tragic ending.

First ones Keefy1 standing at the Station corner isn't it?

Spot on, and heres me thinking that there was something wrong with your observational skills Malcolm

Edited October 24, 201213 yr by keith

Mind you, lads, Tanya Roberts had some points in her favour. She could definitely pull my cracker this Christmas.

BUT ENOUGH OF THIS WISHFUL FRIPPERY - FOLLOWING IS YOUR NEXT SET OF CONNECTIONS.

Edited October 24, 201213 yr by keith lockey

OKAY, VARMINTS AND NE'ER-DO-WELLS, TRY THESE CRITTERS.

All played wizards?