Brian Cross

Thanks all can't believe its me that's 69 years young !!

Very interesting Pete

Thanks Canny Lass it works ta

Happy Birthday Vic hope its not too cold over there to enjoy a few bevvies ?

How do i log on to the net to listen to synergy fm ?

A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises Coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, Sweating and panting. 'What's up?' she asks. 'I think I'm having a heart attack,' - cries the husband.. The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialling, her four-year-old son comes up And says, "Mummy mummy Aunty Shirley is hiding in the Wardrobe & she has no clothes on" The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom Right past her husband..rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is Her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor. 'You rotten Bitch', she screams. 'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around Naked playing hide and seek with the kids!!'

There was a young lad killed in Hervey Bay this week due to speeding 120ks in a 60 zone that combined with alcohol is a bad mix

Drunk Driving...THIS is absolutely brilliant! Only an Aussie could pull this one off! A true story from Mount Isa in Queensland Recently a routine Police patrol car parked outside a local neighbourhood pub late in the evening. The officer noticed a man (Luke Sandery) leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles. The man managed to find his car, which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night). Then flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few metres, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road. The Police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a random breathalyser test. To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man's intoxication. The Police officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station - this breathalyser equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy

Good one Mal

Thats a shame i only live in Queensland Australia, could you make an exception or i will visit next time i come over.

You would need that guarantee before you ordered !!

Do you home deliver ??

Will you do food at the BB or isn't there any kitchen facility's ?

Thats him the same one a fine fella if ever i did see one........ haha no sir not him.............

I've got a mate called rabbit and it's not Harry.

Where aboots did you get the Pheasant Keith ..........

Ah roast Chicken, spuds, greens, gravy and yorkies can it be any better ??

Always listen to your Mum symptoms !

Guess You are not against Australia becoming a republic eh !

Mam used to say "If the wind changes your face will stay like that"

O.K

I am thinking foxy could take some time tho.

ta Keith you are right it was the Gibbons that made me do a bunk down under, we used to get pie faced at the Railway and the Percy before heading down to the Dom. how is Freddie going give him my best when next you see him ta Mate.

Spot on my mate Vic it had me bopping in my compy seat ta mate

Canny