keith lockey

I'll dig out my kipper tie and iron my flares. A ten bob note should cover the drinks, shouldn't it. (That was the last time I had a night out in the toon. The Bacchus was the pub.)

I don't think so, Malcolm, I heard they all liked a bit of sausage. (Oooh Matron!)

Crazy Cuts - awld Co-op. Hold on, Foxy, it could be the other way, the old Post Office. What's the prize for getting this? A night out with Kylie, Danni, Keira Knightley, Hilda Ogden!!!! I'll even settle for Nora Batty if she keeps her stockings on.

I didn't notice that, Merc'. Me being a celibate monk living in a cave in the Pennines. I suppose you're right and I should give you the star prize of a night of passion with the WOMAN of your dreams...but that's just decadent sexisim so I'll have to say WRONG. PS, Merc, are you still doing a quiz up the road?

Bedlington Station Library?

EASY PEASY ONE, VARMINTS.

vox clamantis in deserto

Happy birthday, Vic, hope it's a great day.

crescat scientia vita excolatur

Humour and Music - the great bridging of gaps. And when us blokes were kids it was football. Stick a bunch of kids in the middle of a field with a caser and you were all happy as Larry. They reckon my football playing was a cross between Moore and Charlton - Sir Patrick Moore and Eddie Charlton!!!!! (Naw, I was quite good actually.)

An Argentinian Pope! now isn't that a coincidence, considering the resurgence of the Falklands problem. Just who is pulling the strings in geo-politics.

habemus papam

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh....NO. Something happening in the news lately will give you the answer. (or at least a ginormous clue.)

I went to Barter Books a few years ago - just as a car backed into another. (Poor parking space when we went.) I would suggest Olivers at Whitley Bay, too. Its nearer Cullercoats actually - right down that way. But please please visit the Keel Row Bookshop in Shields - magical - all kinds of old books from every genre, fiction and non-fiction.

Was it my post, Maggie? Because I posted Atlantic Realm by Clannad on the HEADPHONES site. I think they are one of the best bands to come out of the Emerald Isle - and of course Enya - got three of her CDs.

It's one of these that will make you groan at not getting it. It comes under the Current Affairs section.

Have you been here, Malcolm. The Keel Row North Shields. Me and Maria used to go often. It's like the Tardis - small to look at but once you get inside...

Nopey. It's more topical.

Nope, good guess though.

No, a Bedlington book fayre is new to me, too. I can't remember there ever being one.

That's the Hirst Head Ladies Pole-Vaulting team. They were disqualified for wearing lewd clothing.

As in sheep? Nope.

What!!!

nope.