Mr Darn

i cant fault Avast! Home edition... i submit hyjack this logs frequently, and have only once had a virus found, and that was just that daft msn thing that went round... which Avast! cleaned no problem. Cant ask for more from a free program...

lol, i must admit, i dont reccomend it....

it was in the bin down the street...

sometimes... life is keeping me on my toes at the minute

popeye

yourwelcome ck!

o....k

My own personal dictionary! ASDA

Shopping (needed to releave the tension )

yeah, i thought so too, so i asked about it. apparently it comes from the muckshifting game (driving earthmoving machines). when a lad was off sick he was "off the handles" (refering to the main controls of said machines) and when he retured, "Harry's back on the handles after his spell on the pat and mick..." Just incase anyone was wondering

erm.... still got the method right tho...i was drunk at the time of posting!

male genitailia (or is it just me that gets laughed at?? )

well, i heard the roumors, but never believed them! kk back in charge! wish i'd put a fiver on that!

arrows

no 1=3 o n e 2=3 t w o 3=5 t h r e e 4=4 f o u r 5=4 f i v e etc

oo, and 11=6

12=7

sponge (what have i started?)

exactly... he'd be better off staying as he is, or going in as assistant. if he messes up, the last 15 years of fame with the toon will be severly tarnished... he wont be a "god" no more if he messes it all up... Then again, he could sucseed...

Shearer in the sun! he says if approached, he would take the job on...... ...makes you think why he aint been approached yet eh? i personally think it would be a bad career move for him, but you never know!

Hehe, got both of these via text yesterday, and got them both!

i believe it! blue suede shoes???