Everything posted by Mr Darn
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Good Jokes: Not For The Faint-Hearted (Adult content)
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This Week's Quiz (10/28)
- 13 roads on bedders front street= A193 (front street to 3 horse shoes) + B1331 (ridge farm to bedders stn) + A1068 (golf course to choppington) =2592 - year of next london olympics=2012 =580 -scan lines=525 =55 -street no of grapes=68 =-13
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What Does? :
no cigar my ............ we were bang on the money! thats like saying the ridge farm aint a pub coz they serve meals in the bar!
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Where`s Pete?
i mustardmit, its starting to slow down here for me too.... Only here mind....
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think were all knocking again... Clue please! (or the answer would be good either!)
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Where`s Pete?
had 2 dealings with them, on with a friend, whos router i have to go and reset for him and reconfugure on a weekly basis, and my sister, whom got it installed, then the password wouldnt work, they reset it, still wouldnt work, so she cancelled, and they said it would cost her the rest of the years payments to have the line released.... Eventually they did it for free, but it was a pain!
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This Is Cool & Spooky!
the symbols change, the numbers dont..... even if you picked the same number twice, the symbols would probably change
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Telephone exchanges?
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Wood Fired Oven
Or, leave the insides in, and you can have barbque'd chips too!!!
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Wood Fired Oven
thats where i got the blocks for my garden feature! the guy down the street was pulling an ionternal wall down, and i was like...you throwing them out? the good thing was there was hardly any cement in the mix, so the mortar was like sand, and the blocks came up like new!
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What Does? :
Perhaps could be, as the itbox i described earlier does give out wifi access.....
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is it an itbox? or a 20p weight machine?
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Bins On Fire
how about a play on the NUFC footballer Jermaine Jenasjust make it formal.... "blah blah blah blah crack cocaine, so stoned i was playing like jenas:Jermaine.... no?
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Good Jokes: Not For The Faint-Hearted (Adult content)
What do music writers do after they die??? (Highlight to see answer!) Its the way i tellem!!!!!!!!
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Forum Offline?
i was gonna pm you, but..... (writes down the email for future ref) in my defence, i did contact MissVic......
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clothes shops? I dunno......
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Forum Offline?
service? cause? FREE??? what the hell are you talking about???
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Forum Offline?
but it went off on saturday!
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Forum Offline?
oopps, sorry, diddnt see the chat central post!
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Forum Offline?
What happened??? i was getting worried for a while!
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Good Jokes: Not For The Faint-Hearted (Adult content)
my new girlfriend has got a tattoo of a sea shell on the top of her inner thigh..... Its amazing!, if u put ur ear to it u can actually smell the sea .....
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Super Coouncil
yeah, i have a few....all of which have completly escaped my thought process at this moment!
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Who's Team Will Triumph
Just thought, shouldnt this be in Mr Pimps section?
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Forum Suggestion
Well, i thought, if anywhere, it would be on the police website, or at least a link to it! i cant find, at first glance, any list on the internet of bye-laws at all! and yet i can still get a £50 fine for not having my dog on a leader on a deserted football field? How the hell was i supposed to know i was doing wrong? Luckily, after pointing this out to the 'jobsworth' (as he petted my VERY friendly 'wouldnt hurt a fly' dog) he simply stated i was warned, and i now knew! Cheeky *******!
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Super Coouncil
to who? who would we ask these questions too?