Mr Darn

Me too

well i like them... Q. Whats pink and leathal? A. a pig with a flickknife Q. Whats green and smells of pork? (Highlight to reveal answer!)

Hmmmn, a tesco's filling station?? that would put the cat among the lions....

Personally i like living here. lets face it, blyth is full of drugs, newbiggin has idiots in there that beat up policemen, my ex comes from ashington, and you cant get moved for a pint in cramlington or morpeth on a weekend! the only thing i dont like about the place is the way the council move one problem family out of your street after years of campaigning, then move 2 more in!

i was there, but i may have been on my lunch when you visited!

Erm, bears can climb trees, cant they?

LOL, no, only been there 2 years, apparently you need three to be considered... i WONT be there by the time my 3rd year would have ended. (as quoted by EVERYONE who has been there over 10 years! )

Strange, as from the 'history' link on ASDA's own website, it clearly states the store was known as 'Associated dairies' well before the Asquith brothers became involved in the '60's(formed in 1949), although they do go on to state the "official" 'birth' of the name was created by Asquith, using the first two letters of his name, but word around store is that it was already unofficially known as ASDA by then among customers and colleagues alike, taken from the Associated Dairies name. Officially, i bow down, you are right, but the name was around, and is considered to be derived from Associated Dairies before Asquith adopted the name officially, and the version i first stated is still told in store induction today! A point i will of course, be making tomorrow as contradictory on their own website!! Of course, my main point being, that my first statement of the company being known as Associated Dairies first, then ASDA later, was entirely correct, just where the name came from was at fault

Unfortunatly, none of the above.... i'm one of the stupid ones still employed! you know, the ones that moan on its a crap place to work now, and how if a job came up waiting tables at macdonnalds we'd be off in a flash.... but never actually do! Its sad really...

Afraid not young sir! (i double checked to make sure!)

At least they traced the origins of the bolt.....

Not entirely correct there pete me old mate! ASDA, or rather AsDa, was known as Assosiated Dairys when it first started trading in england, then the name was shortened to ASDA when they went countrywide. Wall*Mart has only been part of ASDA for less than a decade, when they bought the company and the trading name when ASDA was about to go bust a while back. Its well known throughout the current 'ASDA' that working conditions, morale and the general environment were destroyed slowly but surely when the american company took over. Now i believe it has a bigger turnover of staff than a years bricklaying course has, as the conditions are so bad no-one wants to work there, and as soon as a job shoveling coal comes along the smart ones take the job, and the thick ones become ASDA managers! ...Nothing against the managers tho

very odd....anyone completed it yet? i just cant get my head around it!

BTW=By The Way

Can you IMAGINE the fud i'd have with this post if i was still mod??? my 8 button would be worn out!!!

Something i'm wondering: I know we need it etc, but i'm still wondering: if someone turned round today and said, Right. I own this land, so anyone who wants a bit of it needs to pay me for the privilidge. Also, since i own this land, every penny you earn, i want a percentage of. then, when you spend what you have left, i want some of that too, then what you save, i want some of, when you die, and give it to your siblings, i want some more of it. i want some for driving on my roads, i want more when you smoke or drink alcohol and if you fill up your car, i want a large chunk of what you pay the garage. Because you live in a nice house, i want you to pay me more than someone who lives in a crappy house, when you watch tv, i want more money and if your going for a crap, i want more (even if you dont go for a crap, i still want it coz i have supplied the means for you to have one) Since you live in a certain area, i'm going to give back some of this money you paid me, to keep the area nice, lets say £1000. £500 will go to pay for someone to decide what needs to be done, £200 to someone to agree or disagree and £200 on planning permission. Oh, and i want some of that money back, in tax. If you dont pay me, i'll lock you in a room, paid for by people who do pay me. What would we say to these people? if they tried it today? as i said, i know we might need it, but come on! their has to be an easier way!

Like bricks are? so the difference between a prefabricated house and a non-prefabricated house is mortar?

Hehe!!!

Awww, try again, thats not you!!!

Happy Birthday!!!

Mr Oblivious: At age 43 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.

Whats Pink, Old, Wrinkly, Smells like wee and hangs out grandpa's Pants? Come on, You know you like these!!! You not got it yet? Grandma!!! !!!!!!!!11!!!!!111YIDORTYBUGGAS!!11!!1!!!!!!THEOWLDUNSARETHEBESTUNS!!!!11!!1!!

Whats Long, Wrinkly and smells like wee?? Come on, at leats let me finnish the joke! Yeah, Yeah, your a smarta**e!! A conga at an old peoples home!!! !!!!!!!OWLDANRINKLY!!!!!!111!1!!!!!ITSDAWAYITELLEM!!!!

Time will tell... Maybe the medication will kick in soon!

You think she might get that house next door to Maxine in Bedlington?