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I remember Steve Guttenberg crashing his hang-glider in Sheepwash, but your Dan Aykroyd story is ringing no bells, MissVic.

I think I may be in love with the woman from The Dun Cow.

Best bit of so-called "terrace wit" I heard was one cold night at Croft Park. Blyth Spartans were giving Consett an awful beating and the Blyth Ultras, chaps you wouldn't expect to be familiar with the musical "Evita", started singing "Don't cry for me Consett keeper!"

Bit harsh that, Neil. I enjoy Pete's postings.

That video "horny milf doing it in the bar" certainly got this silver surfer hot under the collar. Dun Cow? Dirty Cow more like!!!!!!111!!!!!!GIDDYUP!!!!!!

Obama.

She's good!

Spurs 2 Newcastle 3 Match of the season.

Now, I'll admit that the following short film presentation isn't, strictly speaking, a joke. However, it is amusing, so please allow me a little slack.

Yeah, right. Course it was the dog did it.

I'll have no truck with Pete's pessimism. Five, that's right five, nil to Newcastle. Five nil.

Fair dos. I will try to pop in. Giddy up!

Hello there. I'm no great expert on pubs myself, I'm more of a quiet glass of wine at home person. Two things that do tend to play well with the town's drinkers: Cheap beer and good-looking barmaids. You are right, though. Bedlington, as a drinking destination, does appear to be on the skids. Also, the isolated location of the Dun Cow means that you will get very little passing, "pub crawl" trade. Traditionally, I think the clientele is mainly people who live in the adjacent estates down that end of the town. Keep a good pint, look after your regulars and get/keep as many darts/pool/football teams as possible going. Good luck with it.

Jumper anyone? You might only get a tank-top from a Bedlington terrier, mind.

Derby is in the North East now?

I'm going to have to disagree with you here, Pete. Firstly, I don't think the Town will score -2 goals. Secondly, I have a feeling in my bones that they are going to WIN. There, I've said it. I'm off for a lie down in a darkened room.

Par-taay!

Proof positive that this is the site that gets things done. New cues at the north, hot and cold running blue chalk and the pocket has been fixed. The board still has a slope and the cloth is still threadbare but let us not quibble, this is a RESULT for the forces of decency in our town. Hats off to all concerned.

Have you tried Freecycle?

Just two days to go. Let the blippin and a-bloppin' electro mayhem commence!

Are you denying that global warning is happening or merely stating that the efforts being made to try to reverse it are futile? We've already had a major effect on the Earth's climate. Is it so crazy to attempt to put things right? The government are spending an absolute fortune on cleaning hospital wards. As for the drug situation, I didn't realise we had a solution to this, if only the politicians would spend the money. What are they like, eh?

Come on Al Gore, never mind that environment tommyrot, when is Bedlington getting a youth club, eh? Eh?

A spot of reverse psychology, eh? You're a crafty old dog, Pete. 2-1 to the Toon.

Q. What is the real reason behind the divorce of Paul McCartney and Heather Mills? A. He was lack-toes intolerant!!!!LOLZ!!!11!!!!!!!ONLY1LEGSEE?!!!!!!!1!1!!!!!!