Hamburger Pimp

I'll be there with my hair in a braid. Ney lies this time.

One can only wonder why this forum is not being lit up by a thousand and one newbies and veterans, all posting away like billy-o, when there are discussions as lucid and enlightening as this one brightening the intertron and dazzling all those who click upon it's majesty. Truly, we are living in a new golden era.

Your idea of what constitutes "fun" clearly differs from mine. I'll bid you a good evening.

A lot of these surnames aren't verbs.

Give it a rest, eh?

Doug?

Jason Donovan?

10. Ghost-botherer Yvette Fielding?

Ah! "Daddy Cool". He'll treat you like a fool, apparently.

You mean you aren't children?

No. 8. Holiday?

8. Mary's Boy Child

8. Brown Girl in the Ring?

3. The Sun Always Shines on TV? 8. Ma Baker?

A bitch?

A bitch magnet?

Am I right? Am I right?

Do I win owt?

The lady's not for turning! Shouldn't this be in a simple PM to the forum admins? Petty griping aside, I, for one, salute your courage, your strength, your indefatigability.

Come here, ya big lug, I was only yanking your chain.

Welcome to Mr Darn's brave new world, Denzel. Old topics are locked down sharpish style and the mildest bit of salty language is jumped upon "in case the bairns read it". Fortunately, you can still post all the racism you like without fear of censure (cf "Is it Terrorists?" thread) Have fun with it!

Well this mid-50s Judith Chalmers lookalike can heartily endorse Benidorm and Ibiza.

BURN THE DORTY PEEDOE SCUM!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!