Hamburger Pimp

In future, make sure you avoid stumbling into a place where they serve food that genuine Chinese people might actually eat. Stick to the tourist version which is essentially Pot Noodle with a bit of chicken and MSG thrown in. Also, the idea of a restaurant review where you don't eat at the restaurant is rather unorthodox. Not exactly Eddy Eats, are you?

Wrong again

1-1. Martins salvages a point for a workmanlike toon side.

Sounds like the same chap. Often to be seen sitting in the lotus position at the bus stop over the road from the New Bell.

Was he a portly chap with hippy hair and a beard? A bit mad looking? If it's the same chap, he was on the same bus as me the other week. I can confirm he smells very strongly of human faeces.

Asda do a nice baguette for 27p. Hope this helps.

Where's "Responsible Dog Owner" when you need him?

It seems as if these balmy spring evenings are better spent out in the fresh air burning a cross than mouldering indoors trading insults via the internet.

They won't be relegated. A draw against Arsenal isn't to be sniffed at considering Newcastle's recent woes. Despite the fact that Arsenal seem to be on their holidays already, Toure and Gallas are still an outstanding central defensive pairing. Four points from the Easter programme is four more than I was expecting.

For me, the humour lies in the fact that he confused 7/7, the date of the horrific terrorist attack on London, with 7/11, a type of American convenience store, thus displaying a staggering lack of insight or intelligence. For the record, I agree with what Mrs Pencilneck and Missvic said.

Heroin and smack? Blimey.

While that is clearly an hilarious bon mot, I'm not sure it's seven smilies funny. Five at the most.

No, Enoch Powell was wrong and you are ignorant racist scum.

That's the style!

I trust you parked in a safe place prior to taking that picture.

But what does that mean?

IFCIT!!!!!11!!!!!LOL!!!!!!

Computer says "no"

A bunch of middle-aged accountants and bank managers on Harleys, swanning around Bebside delivering Easter Eggs? It's not exactly Peter Fondas and Jack Nicholsons in "The Easy Riders", is it?

American Football:

Best wishes, Brian.

At least you haven't pre-judged the place and slagged it off based on minimal information. Another 'quality' rant to send somebody who is making an effort elsewhere.

It's Funny 'Cos It's True.