Denzel

We'll chip in 50p petrol money each - you won't be left out of pocket!

Then down to Patrick's to buy a single cigarette?!

If that's your poison then you have a deal sir.

Well done to Barlass on passing her driving test. To celebrate she says she's willing to ferry us around over the Christmas period. Altruistic to the very end.

As if we'd do anything as base as that!

Pete's chirpy optimism is what this board is all about!

That's why you love me!

Yeah I've seen you there, swigging White Lightning and shaking your fist at the passing cars.

The Bedlington lush takes the prize.

We'll take you to Movies for an alcopop Pete.

I thought you paid with bags of salt in those days Pete?!

Company in Ashington - National Account Manager's job up for grabs; got the experience, just have to sell myself (and let's face it, I'm good at that!).

I think so - I know they're a load of pap now.

Nowadays nothing less than a Viscount passes CK's lips.

Soon be moving next to you then!

You knows it!

Hopefully not for much longer; job interview on 14th December.

Bliddy hell, I don't know them all.

It looks better with a beer crate on top of it.

How about a photograph of the new bins they're put on every corner?

Bleeding heart liberal.

Pete's been on the glue again folks.

Don't be daft Pete, too many Mackems.

The TSB is where I think the old NEEB shop was.

That's hardly the Dunkirk spirit now is it?