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Denzel

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  1. It'll be wisely invested, thanks to sound advice from our superb scouting network.
  2. Let's just kill all the foreign bastards.
  3. Of course I do Joe, I'm used to living at the higher end of the social scale!
  4. Scared of !*!@# batter?
  5. An animal we can all learn from.
  6. Just get rid of the daft colours on the 'bedlington.co.uk' logo Threegee man.
  7. One can only hope so.
  8. I suspect Mrs Darn has made the battery go flat; texting pictures to her army of internet lovers.
  9. They're like !*!@# in a field, they get everywhere.
  10. That's the first thing I look for.
  11. Muslim families have been taking advantage of that for years.
  12. Bedlington Terriers are crap dogs. And that's official.
  13. If I recall, you asked if you could come back to mine for a spot of 'Greek', then took umbrage when I said I didn't have any stuffed vine leaves.
  14. Children should be encourged to smoke, it's good for the Treasury.
  15. Eats shoots and leaves.
  16. Not even a bidet?
  17. Lovely stuff.
  18. Doughnut sales have gone up by all accounts.
  19. It's all above board guv'nor.
  20. Stop press.... I tried zebra meat the other day and very tasty it is too. It tastes somewhere between orang-utan and tiger. If you're pushing the boat out however, choose panda everytime.
  21. Positive Mental Attitude. Love it.
  22. Times are hard down on Wearyside.
  23. Popular beat combo, I believe they've made it into the hit parade a few times.
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