Denzel

Bedlington Terriers are crap dogs. And that's official.

If I recall, you asked if you could come back to mine for a spot of 'Greek', then took umbrage when I said I didn't have any stuffed vine leaves.

Children should be encourged to smoke, it's good for the Treasury.

Eats shoots and leaves.

Not even a bidet?

Lovely stuff.

Doughnut sales have gone up by all accounts.

It's all above board guv'nor.

Stop press.... I tried zebra meat the other day and very tasty it is too. It tastes somewhere between orang-utan and tiger. If you're pushing the boat out however, choose panda everytime.

Nothing wrong with a bit of 'Greek'. Lasses love it in this day and age.

Positive Mental Attitude. Love it.

Times are hard down on Wearyside.

Popular beat combo, I believe they've made it into the hit parade a few times.

I think the 20 pints of Bushwhacker's Owld Tagnut you drink each night may be something to do with your memory loss.

You can stuff your Cirque de Soleil where the soleil don't shine Johnny French.

Couple of decent singles on first album, apart from that, it's music for football hooligans.

Got my own little sideline up and running now, and all done from the comfort of my home.

Bedlington's pre-school nippers are in safe hands.

We're all aware of your predeliction for giving Mr Hair a Hancock.

Tim Westwood was on Radio 2 yesterday though; quality entertainment.

And their mouths to the pavement I'll wager.

Big dog Pete!

Pete = smashing bloke.

Must be about time they did a pre-Christmas advertising campaign.