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  1. Denzel
    Some of these new-fangled videos are a bit risque for my liking.
  2. Denzel
    I assume this was before he changed into a handbag-waving mincer?
  3. Denzel

    Flog It!

    Denzel replied to Ms Hair's topic in Talk of the Town

    Yes, I'm afraid being Jimmy Hill has it's drawbacks; namely, the Jeremy Kyle Show. Television for the disenfranchised. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ARSES AND GET JOBS YOU SPONGING DOLESCUM BASTARDS!
  4. Denzel
    Agreed, they don't get mentioned often enough for my liking.
  5. Denzel
    Trouble is all the buffoons round here will continue to vote Labour. Give someone else a try.
  6. Denzel

    New Guy

    Denzel replied to davec's topic in Talk of the Town

    As ever, the Colonel has his finger on the pulse.
  7. Denzel
    There's some cash strewn across my bedroom floor - why don't you bend over and pick it up?
  8. Denzel
    Nuclear power is where it's at; I think every right-minded person would agree that a few deformed bairns is a small price to pay for a warm house.
  9. Denzel
    Boo, hiss, Pete's nothing more than a fraudster and a sham. We demand a proper top-tipster, not his drunken ramblings. Sort it out Threegee.
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  11. Denzel
    So how did Broken Spokes go down? Like a lead balloon?
  12. Denzel
    Pete sits nicely in the 'good egg' category.
  13. Denzel
    Zebras.
  14. Denzel
    It 'rocks a fat one'. As I believe 'the kids' say.
  15. Denzel
    'Old man take a look at my life I'm a lot like you....'
  16. Denzel
    Nice museum; I enjoy art deco architecture.
  17. Denzel
    Bloody hell, rare praise for the Toon from the Bedlington bindipper.
  18. Denzel
    It's the morning before the big night; I hope Broken Spokes don't split up again between now and last orders.
  19. Denzel
    In which case Leicester beats Middlesbrough hands down.
  20. Denzel
    If they build a glue factory and a pet-food processing plant then the equine problem can be solved in one fell swoop.
  21. Denzel
    Guilty as charged, but as it's the accepted norm in the UK I'm more than happy to use it. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to put some gas in my car and purchase some new hubcaps.
  22. Denzel
    That's an escalator.
  23. Denzel
    Myspace is like, soooo yesterday.
  24. Denzel
    We still call them 'lifts' in this country, Brian.
  25. Denzel
    Humans and horses - they just don't mix.
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