Denzel

Peace and love.

Learn the correct use of English and I'll take your opinion seriously.

And it's to be avoided like the plague.

Lay off the crystal meth please Pete.

Racist!

I presume you've never been to Leicester? It makes Middlesbrough look forward-thinking.

Apropos of what, exactly?

At least spell my name correctly. And the forum was dead on its !*!@# until I appeared.

You'll be telling me the email I got from my new mate Katanga in Nigeria about his bank account is a scam next. Chill ya !*!@# man.

I missed out 'be'. Thanks for spotting it my Burberry-clad happy hardcore-loving chum.

If horses are on the road they should pay roadtax. And don't come bleating to me when 'Poppy' or some other equine is flattened by an Eddie Stobart wagon. Sod horses, they stink of poo. Rant over.

You can't put a price on art. I'd like to see more of the taxpayer's money spent in this way.

I'm afraid I won't be there.

What a shame.

Tell me about it. In future I'm just going to ignore you.

Aren't you an hour behind us?

Hello? Steve? It's Mr Angry from Bedlington here. I'm so angry I could throw the phone down....

Not for the first time, eh pet?

Just stick with the schoolgirl role that Mr Hair loves you for.

So what's your prediction for England -v- Macedonia oh great soothsayer?

You'll fail your spelling tests with mistakes like that.

One tries ones best.

There's a time delay in Bedlington.

I think Steptoe and Son would be of more use.

That's because you are my favourite foxy chick.