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Denzel

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  1. I bet it was when you found it in the toilet bowl!
  2. Denzel

    Bedbay

    Get her telt Mr Darn. She needs a slap.
  3. And he was back in time for bacon and eggs.
  4. They'll get well watered late at night. And decorated with kebab wrappers.
  5. And the customers are unable to get washed. Oh, no change there. I've got to get rid of my 'business' using rainwater. Sounds like a Boscastle story really.
  6. Thank you very much Nigel Slater.
  7. But out of true adversity, we Brits can still come out with comic gems. One deranged harridan commented in The Journal that she couldn't even wash her dentures. Priceless.
  8. Nah, battered sausage.
  9. Raw nerve!
  10. Burst main apparently - boss was overjoyed when I told him I wasn't sure when I'd be in!
  11. Tried any forgeign object insertion lately?
  12. Flippant and unnecessary. Bad egg.
  13. Say what?
  14. There's breadcrumbs too.
  15. I'm sc-sc-sc-scared.
  16. Do not doubt my strength....
  17. Nee chance, I'll kick him in his hernia. That'll smart a bit.
  18. Denzel

    Bedbay

    Yes I would, I often use That online auction site that is in no way as good as Free Bedlington.co.uk Classifieds.
  19. Mmmmmm....just like Ann.
  20. Yeah, that means I can eat more Scotch eggs. Good work that man.
  21. You and Velma oot the neet then Mr Neck?
  22. Aye come on Pencil Neck, what you trying to say about Bedlington's finest export?
  23. Well of all the people to have made use of her services he is the only one I've met. I think.
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