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Denzel

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  1. Just don't ask Joanne, unless you want to know about a friend of mine...
  2. Get a webcam set up, so we can see the owld pisspots who populate the place.
  3. Who needs coherent thought when 'vexed'?!
  4. Kid at work got a free iPod from one of those 'recommend a friend' scheme things - his mates hired 1 DVD and cancelled trial, but this still counted. Jammy sod.
  5. I cherish them almost as much as my Micky Quinn cruet set.
  6. That stutter's getting worse Arkwright.
  7. You should take more care when leaving public houses.
  8. Did the Colonel adopt his usual tapping technique - bump into a lass so she turns round before he licks her face?
  9. I missed out on it. Have to make do with my Billy Askew chopsticks.
  10. That's nothing to be scared of. Being chased through a graveyard by an assortment of evil beasties is something to be REALLY scared of.
  11. I hear there was a brouhaha last week involving one of the little kiddies absconding - would our favourite purveyors of free advertising like to comment?
  12. Get thee behind me Tanya Donnelly.
  13. She had me worn down to a wick.
  14. Put Pencil Neck in charge of catering; meatballs and Frosty Jack are ideal for soldiers.
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