Denzel
-
Posts
2,311 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
8
Content Type
Forums
Gallery
Events
Shop
News
Audio Archive
Timeline
Everything posted by Denzel
-
Biarritz chocolates - can you still get them? Turkey - who in their right mind eats turkey any other time of year? It's as dry as sticks. Port - gout in a bottle. Mulled wine - it's against nature. Geet big tins of chocolates - just buy a couple of Dairy Milk bars - more choccy, less cash. Advocaat - howay man, it's made out of eggs.
-
Should've just knacked the friggaz!
-
Ring first, just to make sure they have some beer in.
-
So basically you bottled it?
-
Sod the Scottish restaurant, let's have a KFC.
-
Can you define 'proper' music for me?
-
I can confirm I was. As was the Colonel.
-
Nah, they look like any other rag-tag group of half-arsed indie kids.
-
Almost as fast as a stampede for Throwing Muses tickets.
-
I agree, let's leave President Blair in charge.
-
Come on CK, roasted parsnips are spot, and indeed, on.
-
I'm pleased you enjoyed it sir. Next time come out with me, I don't think a day with Hairy Heed a VP is very good for you.
-
St-st-st-st-student
-
How much for Campbells meatballs?
-
Rock community?! Like where Fred Flintstone lives?
-
Jenny's opposite The Black Bull. Superlative.
-
I was under the impression the operation had already been carried out and was a roaring success?
-
Bachelors such as myself have no need for frivolous items such as Christmas decorations. The electricity saved through not having to power lights/santas/reindeers/inflatable snowmen etc is instead used to power my TV, where re-runs of The Sweeney are gratefully viewed. And why buy baubles or tinsel when you can get four cans of Nelson from Netto for £3.29?
-
S-S-S-S-S-S-Sod off.
-
Why? Aren't you any good?
-
The working class can kiss my !*!@# , I've got the foreman's job at last.
-
I don't want spotty faced youths grunting on about how life is crap and skateboarding is good. I'm more than happy to have a game of crib instead.
-
I'll second that motion.
-
-
Just realised, it is, of course, 'chimerlee', as per !*!@# van Dyke. Apologies all round.
