Cympil

No,it must be Trolley Pusher of the year man..Oh to be a Trolley Dolly :lol:

I preferred Rainbow

What do you mean,you can only push trolleys? and what does PFFFT mean?

:lol: das i`m, das nicht Scheiße schmutzigen Dildo spricht, konnte ich !*!@# aber nicht Scheiße sprechen

Pizza A

I didn`t look Eccles Cake E

sind Sie ein Werewolf durch irgendeine Wahrscheinlichkeit?

Egg G

bedeutet das Sie mögen es?

Netto has always been like that,one or two tills on and folk standing right the way down the aisle getting irritable while clutching their tin of beans

Naan Bread D

onion ring G

pumpkin N

I`ve still got a copy of that game somewhere..i used to play on it all the time and it never did me any harm

It`s sure to lose the Bedlington customers,unless Tesco`s prices are sky high like.

Have you not applyed for a job there Mr Darn? It`ll be closer for you than Asda..

Good idea..i might be able to get some more photos,most of my relatives lived at Netherton Colliery,i`ll start plaguing them

I`ve just been told that it`s opening next month. My mate has just had a phone call off someone at Tesco asking her to go for an interview.

I thought so too

The dental deal--- Tom, a Scotsman phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a tooth extraction. "£85 for an extraction, sir" "£85?", Tom replies. "Huv ye no'got anythin' cheaper?" "That's the normal charge," replies the dentist. "Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anaesthetic?" "That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock £15 off." "Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still withoot an anaesthetic?" "I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful. But the price could drop to £40." "How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, 'ave yer student do the extraction with the other students watchin' and learnin'?" "It'll be good for the students" mulled the dentist. "I'll charge you £5. But it will be traumatic." "Och, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said Tom. "Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?

An Irishman wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. "Here is your first question", the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" The Irishman says, "Dat is easy." And proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss asks? "Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the Irishman. "Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99." The Irishman stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go." The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" "Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99." The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Irishman, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100." The Irishman stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred." The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!" The Irishman leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little dog come along and crap by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes one hundred. So, when do I start?"

Look at your photo :lol:

I suppose it all depends on which 25 year old you`ve got the brains of

You beat me..i`m just befuddled

Does he ever? :lol: :lol: