Cympil

Terry McCann from "Minder" easily! If you were a car,what kind of car would you be?

Wrong..i`ll give you a clue..it`s on the left side of the golfer

Wrong answer He`s hard up so he can`t afford any

the question is "What or who makes you laugh out loud?"

See who can guess where the ball is first ( i should of said ..where the ball is ment to be)

A wouldn`t have thought so..she`s getting on a bit now

Em..this is an "Interview the next poster" thread..you have went off topic! Mr Darn will have to moderate your post now

Lady Muk What or who makes you laugh out loud?

What`s the answer Mr Darn? It`s gonna be Christmas soon

I haven`t got a clue..it`s giving me brain-strain

Correct! What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and deserts without sand?

Correct! Are these too easy? Ok,another one... Two mothers and two daughters go to a pet shop and buy three cats.Each female gets her own cat. How is this possible?

Correct answer..Try this one.. A woman was a window washer.One day,she slipped and fell off of a 40-foot ladder onto a hard concrete path.She didn`t get a scratch. How could this be?

You are lost in a forest.The forest is between two villages.In village "A" live only liars-they always lie. In village "B",people always tell the truth.You want to go to village "B".Then you see a man from village A or B.You can ask him only one question. Which question will you ask him to know for sure where village B is?

I`ve heard of "Help the Aged" but that`s a bit owa the top

Has to be my Levi jeans,i`ve had them for ages but the more washed out and raggy they get,the better they look.. What`s your happiest memory of childhood?

...pee taking friends,so i`m not going back till....

Roast Beef and Yorkshire pud with all the trimmings! If you were an animal,what animal would you be and why?

Ask anything you want (not hacky) - the next person to post will answer your personal question and then ask another personal question for the next poster..... Do you have a hobby...if so, what is it?

Wey,the council has been sending letters out saying that if they need to come in to your house to do repairs etc,you`ll not be allowed to smoke,so you`ll have to leave your own house to have a tab..so it`ll be the same for home helps.The old folk will have to stand in the rain and have their tab if the home-help is in

Gotta disagree with you there..look at the bottom of the bollards,there`s still wet cement on them and there`s wet cement around the bottom of them too

...of the world is nigh,quick,run to the hills where we can have a picnic and scoff our faces with...

...my name is..my name is..Slim Shady.. So off they skipped to somewhere over the rainbow and jumped into the nearest...

...a quaver for each lug..and a..

Paul Dannan..annoying little irritant Sophie Anderton..What a whiney,twisty,annoying woman Lionel Blair Prince Edward Peter Andre