Like this one

A man is at the bar, really drunk. Some guys decide to be good samaritans and get him home.

So they pick him up off the floor, and drag him out the door.

On the way to the car, he falls down three times.

When they get to his house, they help him out of the car and, he falls down four more times.

They ring the bell, and one says, "Here's your husband!"

The man's wife says, "Where the hell is his wheelchair?" :lol: :lol:

Yes I read that one

Yes I read that one

you can just picture it :lol:

you can just picture it :lol:

To true

Is this turning into a joke thread? http://darkmonkey.org.uk/4/Main/1400

Is this turning into a joke thread? http://darkmonkey.org.uk/4/Main/1400

Yes I like that one, I could just imagine that being true.

Anyway, back to the question, what IS happening in Bedlington?

Nowt.

Nowt.

Strictly speaking that's not true.

Do you not have any news, Denzel?

Do you not have any news, Denzel?

the bbc's got loads!

the bbc's got loads!

Did you read about the Bedlington 'gun' incident?!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/6687067.stm

Did you read about the Bedlington 'gun' incident?!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/6687067.stm

bb gun! might as well have been a water pistol! :lol:

bb gun! might as well have been a water pistol! :lol:

A catapult would have been more dangerous.

Did you read about the Bedlington 'gun' incident?!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/6687067.stm

Got bunnies in my allottment anyone got a gun,catty or some snares I could borrow?

Got bunnies in my allottment anyone got a gun,catty or some snares I could borrow?

Try Whitley Terrace.

Try Whitley Terrace.

Good one! But I thought Beattie road would be my best chance

Good one! But I thought Beattie road would be my best chance

Miximmtoasis or what ever they call it (can not spell it and the spell checker has not got a clue either) would be a better option.

Miximmtoasis or what ever they call it (can not spell it and the spell checker has not got a clue either) would be a better option.

For the bunnies or Beattie road :lol: :lol:

A catapult would have been more dangerous.

Ms Hair uses one of them to put her make up on.

Do you not have any news, Denzel?

Yes.

I'm leaving you, you cow.

Ms Hair uses one of them to put her make up on.

:lol: Thought you meant a bunnie till I read your post properly

Yes.

I'm leaving you, you cow.

Denzel did you get rid of the custard pie?

For the bunnies or Beattie road :lol: :lol:

Rats flaming rats now,bunnies are funny but RATS.

Somebody from Beattie road must of fetched a few spare ones up and dumped them, no sense of humour them lot!

Denzel did you get rid of the custard pie?

Nope - £3200 if you want it?