Pete Posted May 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Like this one A man is at the bar, really drunk. Some guys decide to be good samaritans and get him home.So they pick him up off the floor, and drag him out the door.On the way to the car, he falls down three times.When they get to his house, they help him out of the car and, he falls down four more times.They ring the bell, and one says, "Here's your husband!"The man's wife says, "Where the hell is his wheelchair?" :lol: :lol: Yes I read that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cympil Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Yes I read that one you can just picture it :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 you can just picture it :lol:To true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sw@lnalla Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Is this turning into a joke thread? http://darkmonkey.org.uk/4/Main/1400 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Is this turning into a joke thread? http://darkmonkey.org.uk/4/Main/1400Yes I like that one, I could just imagine that being true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Anyway, back to the question, what IS happening in Bedlington? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blank Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Nowt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Nowt.Strictly speaking that's not true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamburger Pimp Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Do you not have any news, Denzel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsta® Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Do you not have any news, Denzel?the bbc's got loads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest missvic Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 the bbc's got loads! Did you read about the Bedlington 'gun' incident?! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/6687067.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsta® Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Did you read about the Bedlington 'gun' incident?! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/6687067.stm bb gun! might as well have been a water pistol! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 bb gun! might as well have been a water pistol! :lol: A catapult would have been more dangerous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Did you read about the Bedlington 'gun' incident?! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/6687067.stm Got bunnies in my allottment anyone got a gun,catty or some snares I could borrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Got bunnies in my allottment anyone got a gun,catty or some snares I could borrow?Try Whitley Terrace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Try Whitley Terrace. Good one! But I thought Beattie road would be my best chance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Good one! But I thought Beattie road would be my best chance Miximmtoasis or what ever they call it (can not spell it and the spell checker has not got a clue either) would be a better option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Miximmtoasis or what ever they call it (can not spell it and the spell checker has not got a clue either) would be a better option. For the bunnies or Beattie road :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted May 26, 2007 Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 A catapult would have been more dangerous. Ms Hair uses one of them to put her make up on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted May 26, 2007 Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 Do you not have any news, Denzel?Yes.I'm leaving you, you cow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu Posted May 26, 2007 Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 Ms Hair uses one of them to put her make up on. :lol: Thought you meant a bunnie till I read your post properly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 Yes.I'm leaving you, you cow.Denzel did you get rid of the custard pie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 For the bunnies or Beattie road :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 Rats flaming rats now,bunnies are funny but RATS.Somebody from Beattie road must of fetched a few spare ones up and dumped them, no sense of humour them lot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 Denzel did you get rid of the custard pie?Nope - £3200 if you want it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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