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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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THAT DARN PESKY PETE HAS DONE ME IN AGIN.

That's right Pete, they have all had their heads shaved for films.

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Sigourney Weaver.........Aliens 3

John Travolta..................From Paris With Love?

Jeff Bridges.....................Iron Man

Persis Khambatta...........Star Trek (The Movie)

Kevin Spacey..................Superman Returns

Natalie Portman..............V For Vendetta

YOUR PRIZE FOLLOWS - YOU VARMINT

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DEAR WINNER - WHAT A PRIZE I HAVE FOR YOU!!

You wont be able to thank me enough for this outstanding offer, Pete.

As part of Shark Appreciation Week I have booked you in for a shark week special down under.

You will be staying at the prestigious Jaws Hotel at Shark Bay, Western Australia. There you will take part in such mind-blowing activities such as Kayaking With Sharks; Shark Juggling and culminating in the grand finale – Shark Rodeo.

SEE ENCLOSED PHOTOS.

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The prize is part of our Activity Sensation Seeker Holidays (ASSHOL) and all you need take is your cossie, blood type and a last will and testament. (We supply the book of prayers and a copy of Prosthetics Weekly.)

Here are comments from two of our previous winners…

"I've never had so much fun since I had my arm bitten of by a Salty.”

One-armed Mick Mackinley

"I would do the whole thing again, if only I had my legs back.”

Stu 'Stumpy' Stevenson.

I can just see you packing your bags right now, Pete. The best thing is it is free, so it won't cost you an arm and a leg....then again!

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AM PLUM TUCKERED OUT YOU VARMINTS AND I HAVE THE WORKMEN HERE TOMORROW.

BUT LIKE ARNIE...I'LL BE BACK.

If you read between the lines in an article in this weeks NPL. you will realise why the workmen are at Keith L's house. He has nicked the entire electrickery supply for the street lights to Terrier Close and re-directed it to his house thus blacking out the rest of the street leaving his neighbours in the dark and too scared to venture out after lighting up time. Apparrently this is in preparation for a Christmas light display at his house that will be seen from the mir space station. All at the expense of NCC.

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That's so not true, Keith. I'm using the extra electrickery to power up my energy suit - like Iron man. So that when the space invaders from Nibiru arrive I can fight them off and save the world and you can go to the pub and have a pint in peace.

It's a good capture of my double-chins though, you must admit.

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I see Turhan Bey has stopped taking sugar................

Without recourse to Google anyone know what TV Sci fi role he played?

I've resisted the itch to look it up, Malcom, but I'm thinking a Star Wars actor! but I wasn't a great fan of those flicks - except Carrie Fisher in that outfit.

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Thanks lads. I wouldn't have known that one. To be honest I never watched any of those or Deep Space Nine or the other Star Trek spinoffs. So I can excuse myself for not knowing it.

RIGHT! ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR NEXT BATCH - THESE SHOULD BE EASY.

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WHAT CONNECTS THE ABOVE?

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