keith lockey Posted October 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 HERE THEY ARE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercuryg Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 mmm, interesting indeed (strokes beard)....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 They all Played the part of a Viking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted October 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 (edited) DARN AND TARNATION, PETE, YOU DONE HORNSWOGGLED ME.YAH SPOILT MA FUN.THEY ALL PLAYED VIKINGS IN FILMS.Kirk Douglas..........The VikingsRichard Widmark...The LongshipsLee Majors.............The NorsemanTim Robbins...........Erik the VikingI'll be posting your prize shortly, you hornswoggler. Edited October 8, 2012 by keith lockey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Robinson Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 Played Pete............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canny lass Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 Is that a euphemism?Have you never heard us chapesses referring to "the wedding furniture"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted October 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 PETE – YOUR PRIZE HAS COME THROUGHWell actually it is more in the way of a quest.In keeping with the Viking theme I have decided to send you on a quest to save the world from Ragnarok – (The Doom of the Gods, or Twilight of the Gods) That's Biting the Dust to Yosemite SamNow three things can save the world from this Gotterdammerung. You must sally forth from the Hall of Valhalla and procure a frozen turd from one of the Frost Giants sleeping in a cave north of Reykjavik. (Actually, Pete, try ebay)Your second quest is to buy a loaf of Kingsmill bread and toast it on the fire god Surtr's flatulence; you will then spread a thin layer of peanut butter onto said toast and proceed to your final quest to save the world from the Doom of the Gods. For your third quest is to scour the land and find an honest politician who will eat the flatulated bread…Er, I tell you what, Pete, just stay at home and build a bunker."We're doomed, doomed.†Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted October 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 OKAY VARMINTS - HERE'S ANOTHER.AND NO HORNSWOGGLIN' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 They all played Fu man chu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted October 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 (edited) AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!Darn and blast that PeteYep, they all played Dr. Fu Manchu. Edited October 8, 2012 by keith lockey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted October 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 HERE IS YOUR PRIZE, PETE.THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT HAVE DECIDED THE TERRACOTTA WARRIORS ARE A BIT DRAB.SO THEY WANT SOMEONE TO PAINT THEM IN LIFE-LIKE COLOURS.YEP, YOU HAVE GOT THE CONTRACT - IT SHOULDN'T TAKE MORE THAN TEN YEARS.BETTER GET USED TO EATING RICE.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 HERE IS YOUR PRIZE, PETE.THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT HAVE DECIDED THE TERRACOTTA WARRIORS ARE A BIT DRAB.SO THEY WANT SOMEONE TO PAINT THEM IN LIFE-LIKE COLOURS.YEP, YOU HAVE GOT THE CONTRACT - IT SHOULDN'T TAKE MORE THAN TEN YEARS.BETTER GET USED TO EATING RICE..Who is supplying the paint? Rice is fine as long as they throw in some water chestnuts and bamboo shoots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Robinson Posted October 9, 2012 Report Share Posted October 9, 2012 Well played again Pete................we will have Keef2 in a darkened room soon........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Scantlebury Posted October 9, 2012 Report Share Posted October 9, 2012 Well played again Pete................we will have Keef2 in a darkened room soon........... Soon ? you mean AGAIN !!! He just comes out to get the jacket that makes him hug himself dry cleaned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Robinson Posted October 9, 2012 Report Share Posted October 9, 2012 :lol:And the next answer is they all played doctors! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercuryg Posted October 9, 2012 Report Share Posted October 9, 2012 I predict they all kept pet iguanas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 9, 2012 Report Share Posted October 9, 2012 Well played again Pete................we will have Keef2 in a darkened room soon........... If I can get the correct answer then they must be getting to easy Malcolm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Robinson Posted October 9, 2012 Report Share Posted October 9, 2012 If I can get the correct answer then they must be getting to easy Malcolm.Only easy when you know the answers Pete................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted October 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2012 (edited) THE STRAIGHT -JACKETS OFF YOU HORNSWOGGLIN' VARMINTSNOW TRY THESE PICS YOU DRY-GULCHERS Edited October 9, 2012 by keith lockey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vic Patterson Posted October 9, 2012 Report Share Posted October 9, 2012 I recognise Travolta but who are the rest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted October 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2012 I recognise Travolta but who are the rest?Vic, can't really give you ALL their names because one of the women might give it away. So I'll comprimise.The three men are...Kevin Spacey, John Travolta & Jeff Bridges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Robinson Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 Might help Vic............Natalie Portman and Sigourney Weaver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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keith lockey Posted October 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 (edited) Malcolm's right, Vic - my ex wives....er....fantasy world again, stop it Keith. But who is the other mystery woman? If you get her you might just get a vital clue to the connection. Edited October 10, 2012 by keith lockey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Robinson Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 Trying to remember the films I have seen her in................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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