Hamburger Pimp

I have a pleasing mental image of Malcolm sitting at an uncomfortable MacDonald's table waiting in vain for a waiter with a large, tasselled menu to pitch up at his table.

While wikipedia wrongly says the name was introduced in 1975, Asda's own store has it at 1965 and confirms Monsta is correct!

I think they will be taken over. Consumer confidence in the company's name has suffered irreparable damage. Also, what a crowd of knackers those people were who queued up overnight to withdraw money from the bank. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Cut'n'paste racism. This is exactly what Steve Job had in mind as he ankled down the patents office with a blueprint for the Intertron Web Superhighway back in 1976.

Islam's a place now?

Maybe not. What a load of Ian Wright*. *Rhyming slang.

Before I moved to my current home, they tried to make me go to a prefab. I said no, no, no!!!!!!!LOLZ!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If it gings, it mings.

A good point, but perhaps no need for the blue language, eh? This isn't the Clayton Arms at lunchtime on Dole Cheque day, you know?

Proper solution and "Alien" remix here

Odd but pleasant puzzle

4-1 to Big Sam's squadron of Iron Giants.

It's just called "Carling" now.

Mother Nature, like all women, is a capricious, faithless harpy. What a homely baby Oh, and by the way, "Elvis-style"? Eh?

Rugby - a bunch of coppers, nightclub doormen and bodybuilders playing silly beggars. FTS.

Three-nil to Mike Baldwin's army of heroes. Marshal Zhukov, Yuri Andropov, Pyotr Kropotkin, Marit Safin, the Cyrillic alphabet, Ra Ra Rasputin lover of the Russian Queen, Lana Cox, Anton Chekhov's mardy-arsed country doctors, can you hear me disgruntled fictional nineteenth century medics? Your boys just took one hell of a beating!

You love a bit of it! Is this cool?

A bit of fun

England 3 Russia 1 Gerrard and Owen to figure among the scorers.

'zackly!

It still is.

Smoking Ban Improves Health Damn those interfering politically-correct meddling bureaucrats and their do-gooding ways! Damn them to hell!

All the best, Malcolm.

"Hamburger Pimp: At age 50 you will be found dead in a pool of your own urine, slumped in front of your computer, after a marathon stint of completing tiresome internet memes." IFCIT!

Airy back door? Get it waxed!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!BUMFUN!!!!!!