Denzel
Members
-
Joined
-
Last visited
Everything posted by Denzel
-
Aye, all dolled up in your tracksuit.
-
Liar - I bet you had Um Bongo.
-
-
He enjoyed 'sticky biscuits' when he was at Sandhurst.
-
UEFA Cup/FA Cup double this season.
-
Oh yeah, go on Mr Darn, rain on the lad's parade. Harumph.
-
Lasses in pubs?! They'll be wanting the bliddy vote next.
-
Why not ask Phil 'The Power' Taylor to come along and you can develop a new style; martial darts.
-
Saucer of milk for table 2 please.
-
Pete is our yardstick.
-
It's a good thing - dolescum should be rounded up and shot by snatch squads.
-
Always a pleasure, never a chore.
-
Rola Cola?
-
I've been in once and that was enough.
-
Right, gauntlet thrown down, I'll do one.
-
I meant a monetary deposit!
-
She can have anything she wants. She's hot to trot.
-
Full of charvers.
-
Superb product placement Mr Darn!
-
I'm dead excited me.
-
Well said, make the lazy ne'er-do-wells pick litter or something. Barlass for Prime Minister. I'll arrange a deposit for you.
-
He'll be dining out on the story for years to come.
-
Well give me a shout if you see me and I'll buy you a pint.
-
If he'd accepted he could've been an ace burger-flipper like me.
-
I'm beating them off with a !*!@# stick. Or is it the other way round?
