Denzel

Looks like the lad had been taking pugilism tips from the Colonel.

I just don't see the point in taking an amateur into a situation where they are criticised by a professional chef. What's the point? Of course the food isn't going to be good enough, that's why you sods charge exorbitant fees in your restaurants.

Liza Tarbuck's knockers:- Rabbits - great pets, and you can eat them too Sir Digby Chicken Caesar - funny as funk Mull Historical Society - singer/songwriter in 'not miserable' shocker Jose 'Pepe' Reina - comedy goalkeeping Steven Harper would be proud of A Flock of Seagulls - principally, the video for 'I Ran' Mental as Anything's 'Live it Up' - see above Setanta Sports - watching the Old Firm derby - for nowt! Guinness - got the taste for it again; it's all about the craic, apparently ITV3 - Lovejoy Richard Keys (now depilated) hands:- Influenza - the menopause with a sore throat attached Daddy longlegs - what did you do before lightbulbs were invented? Titus Bramble - oh dear Match of the Day - 'first off, we're at Stamford Bridge...', yawn Mates with twisty-arsed, opinionated bitches in tow - give them a slap, that's how they learn Dogging - it's become too fashionable; Johnny-come-lately's stay away (no pun intended) Pink - cheer up and stop shootin' on woman Heartburn - not as enjoyable as Heartbeat Celebrity Masterchef - what next? 'Celebrity First-fix Joiner?' 'Celebrity Bricklaying Squad?' Slugs - slimy little sods

You said you enjoyed it.

How could I forget such an important thing like that?

Always a pleasure, never a chore.

No, but she nearly choked on my bratwurst.

They'll find you....they always do.

Did the mirkin get washed as well?

Go and cuddle up with Nurse Gladys.

Gallon of Nelson last night?

Got any Suede or Nirvana?

Raw nerve!

You're a tiprat magnet. Birds of a feather and all that.

Anytime Mr Arkwright.

Anne would disagree with you on that one.

3.28pm on a Friday? You must be ready to knock off for the weekend?

It's music as God intended it to be. Bontempi-organ based AOR.

They've got your name on them!

You mean 'Steven Harper slipped'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5Ym5g3DR1M

Tidied for you.

It's someone you know. That's all I'm saying.

It wasn't me who shagged your sister.

Oh crivens, there goes my smutty mind again.