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  1. Denzel
    Stroll on.
  2. Denzel
    That's how it's done. Daft bint.
  3. Denzel
    I missed it too. Harumph.
  4. Denzel
    Eh?!
  5. Denzel
    Tell us more then!
  6. Denzel
    Christ, it's like reading the Sunday Sport.
  7. Denzel
    Foreign object insertion?
  8. Denzel
    Just come to my house, you'll get filled up.
  9. Denzel
    I'm pleased you agree.
  10. Denzel
    Seen ye on as well - 'WASH IT!'
  11. Denzel
    A few pints actually improves hand-eye coordination.
  12. Denzel
    There's some cracking food pubs in Northumberland these days.
  13. Denzel
    Of course, I'm !*!@# -mad.
  14. Denzel
    You're game for anything!
  15. Denzel
    There'll be a pint waiting for you on the bar Pete. Cue Peters and Lee.....
  16. Denzel
  17. Denzel
    Lezza's!!!!!
  18. Denzel
    You're very accommodating.
  19. Denzel
    The boss went there recently and almost got chinned by a group of lads of the 'Asian Persuasion' who took umbrage to his presence in a local shop.
  20. Denzel
    It gapes almost as wide as your legs.
  21. Denzel
    Typical woman.
  22. Denzel
    Disgusting. We're not on about you and JB here you know.
  23. Denzel
    You couldn't lie straight in bed.
  24. Denzel
    You were doing so well up until that point. D- See me after class.
  25. Denzel
    The bull needs a regular milking.
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