Denzel
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Everything posted by Denzel
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You've had a touch son, don't get lemon.
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I missed it. Crivens.
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Madam please.
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All part of the service.
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Colonel Knowledge did it. In the drawing room, with a bit of lead pipe.
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Do you provide Groundhog care as well?
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Stop Press! The offending consonant has been removed.
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Could be worse, could have Peter Crouch up front.
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Ooh get you!
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You looked damn foxy walking down the street the other day!
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Well quite.
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That's the announcement proudly displayed on a blackboard outside Bedlington's premier youthclub, The Red Lion. Can anyone decipher this mystical code?!
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I knew you were going to say that.
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I had a grand time, hats off to Mr Neck.
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Now there's a thought....
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You must have the constitution of an ox!
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We know that Mr Neck.
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Very true, but the choice of a country lane as venue would suggest that it's not really cybersex.
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Yeah, a night with Velma and Ms Hair texting their respective squeezes all night. Top bombing.
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Vegetarian nonsense - the only known cure for a hangover is a full English, with extra black pudding.
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Better tell Velma where we'll be so she can 'accidentally' bump into us.
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It's a lot safer than the real thing
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If this is cybersex, I love it.
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All set for your birthday bash tomorrow?
