Denzel
Members
-
Joined
-
Last visited
Everything posted by Denzel
-
Hoy the little sod in a bag, tie it up and throw it in the river. Bye-bye cat litter brouhaha.
-
I'm afraid I'll have to pass up on that kind offer!
-
I should hope so.
-
And let's keep it that way. Keep the foreigners out.
-
Pencil Neck had the sideways gallop on.
-
Yeah, take them to the Market Tavern, where a cheery smile awaits the thirsty traveller.
-
Yep, Captain Palatick reporting for duty sir.
-
-
Did you make it home safe yesterday?
-
No it's not. Liar.
-
They're on my head at this very moment! Nice baccy stain on them.
-
Howay man, I'm starting to find this endless plugging of Bedlington Bears a tad intrusive.
-
Where's ya wheelie bin?
-
The kid wasn't daft.
-
I was. And damn good it was too.
-
They were on sale in Chahal's Emporium for the princely sum of £1 per case. Business never sleeps.
-
You've had a touch son, don't get lemon.
-
I missed it. Crivens.
-
-
All part of the service.
-
Colonel Knowledge did it. In the drawing room, with a bit of lead pipe.
-
Do you provide Groundhog care as well?
-
Stop Press! The offending consonant has been removed.
-
Could be worse, could have Peter Crouch up front.
-
