Denzel

Seen ye on as well - 'WASH IT!'

A few pints actually improves hand-eye coordination.

There's some cracking food pubs in Northumberland these days.

Of course, I'm !*!@# -mad.

You're game for anything!

There'll be a pint waiting for you on the bar Pete. Cue Peters and Lee.....

Lezza's!!!!!

You're very accommodating.

The boss went there recently and almost got chinned by a group of lads of the 'Asian Persuasion' who took umbrage to his presence in a local shop.

It gapes almost as wide as your legs.

Typical woman.

Disgusting. We're not on about you and JB here you know.

You couldn't lie straight in bed.

You were doing so well up until that point. D- See me after class.

The bull needs a regular milking.

Next time you 'copy and paste' from American websites change the US grammar. It's more professional.

Slap a charge on what?

It's a piece of piss. Could do it with my eyes shut and my arm tied behind my back. In fact, I'll give you lesson one for free:- 1. Don't call customers 'bastards'.

Bairns shouldn't be in pubs, full-stop. Best way to get rid of them is to light cigars and start swearing; works every time.

The trollop.

Assist by Denzel, slotted home by Knowledge.

I hope you dictated to her.

We all knew it Dave. I'm irresistible don't you know.

And mazzies.