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Denzel

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  1. Stroll on.
  2. That's how it's done. Daft bint.
  3. I missed it too. Harumph.
  4. Eh?!
  5. Tell us more then!
  6. Christ, it's like reading the Sunday Sport.
  7. Foreign object insertion?
  8. Just come to my house, you'll get filled up.
  9. I'm pleased you agree.
  10. Seen ye on as well - 'WASH IT!'
  11. A few pints actually improves hand-eye coordination.
  12. There's some cracking food pubs in Northumberland these days.
  13. Of course, I'm !*!@# -mad.
  14. You're game for anything!
  15. There'll be a pint waiting for you on the bar Pete. Cue Peters and Lee.....
  16. Lezza's!!!!!
  17. You're very accommodating.
  18. The boss went there recently and almost got chinned by a group of lads of the 'Asian Persuasion' who took umbrage to his presence in a local shop.
  19. It gapes almost as wide as your legs.
  20. Typical woman.
  21. Disgusting. We're not on about you and JB here you know.
  22. You couldn't lie straight in bed.
  23. You were doing so well up until that point. D- See me after class.
  24. The bull needs a regular milking.
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