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Denzel

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  1. That's how it's done. Daft bint.
  2. Christ, it's like reading the Sunday Sport.
  3. Seen ye on as well - 'WASH IT!'
  4. A few pints actually improves hand-eye coordination.
  5. There's some cracking food pubs in Northumberland these days.
  6. Of course, I'm !*!@# -mad.
  7. There'll be a pint waiting for you on the bar Pete. Cue Peters and Lee.....
  8. The boss went there recently and almost got chinned by a group of lads of the 'Asian Persuasion' who took umbrage to his presence in a local shop.
  9. It gapes almost as wide as your legs.
  10. Disgusting. We're not on about you and JB here you know.
  11. You were doing so well up until that point. D- See me after class.
  12. The bull needs a regular milking.
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