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Denzel

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  1. Yeah, everyone's under the impression you're offering me a fish supper.
  2. Oh dear.
  3. Verdi's - utter, utter !*!@#. Ashianna - distinctly average on the three occasions I've been there. Just get a takeaway.
  4. Aye, hats off to the Doyphy's. It's good to know Ted's not a jaffa.
  5. Should've just given her a slap. Women appreciate that sort of thing. (Dons tin hat.....)
  6. What's the deal like?!
  7. Yeah, good job he wasn't drinking in the Tavern or he'd have drowned.
  8. Are you on drugs?
  9. Hoy the little sod in a bag, tie it up and throw it in the river. Bye-bye cat litter brouhaha.
  10. I'm afraid I'll have to pass up on that kind offer!
  11. I should hope so.
  12. And let's keep it that way. Keep the foreigners out.
  13. Pencil Neck had the sideways gallop on.
  14. Yeah, take them to the Market Tavern, where a cheery smile awaits the thirsty traveller.
  15. Yep, Captain Palatick reporting for duty sir.
  16. Denzel

    Bedbay

    Nope they did the trick.
  17. Did you make it home safe yesterday?
  18. No it's not. Liar.
  19. Denzel

    Bedbay

    They're on my head at this very moment! Nice baccy stain on them.
  20. Howay man, I'm starting to find this endless plugging of Bedlington Bears a tad intrusive.
  21. Where's ya wheelie bin?
  22. The kid wasn't daft.
  23. I was. And damn good it was too.
  24. They were on sale in Chahal's Emporium for the princely sum of £1 per case. Business never sleeps.
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