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  1. Denzel
    Next time you 'copy and paste' from American websites change the US grammar. It's more professional.
  2. Denzel
    Slap a charge on what?
  3. Denzel
    It's a piece of piss. Could do it with my eyes shut and my arm tied behind my back. In fact, I'll give you lesson one for free:- 1. Don't call customers 'bastards'.
  4. Denzel
    Bairns shouldn't be in pubs, full-stop. Best way to get rid of them is to light cigars and start swearing; works every time.
  5. Denzel
    The trollop.
  6. Denzel
    Assist by Denzel, slotted home by Knowledge.
  7. Denzel
    I hope you dictated to her.
  8. Denzel
    We all knew it Dave. I'm irresistible don't you know.
  9. Denzel
    And mazzies.
  10. Denzel
    Bliddy hope not.
  11. Denzel
    Got any Guru Josh?
  12. Denzel
    The North usually - Wharton is OK, but couldn't drink there all the time. No other decent bars in Bedlington.
  13. Denzel
    I was being flippant, I do apologise. There's bed-making, hoovering and polishing to be taken into account as well.
  14. Denzel
    That's hardly the Dunkirk spirit now is it?
  15. Denzel
    And Miss Kattie must be your secret name. I knew you fancied me.
  16. Denzel
    Rack off Scott.
  17. Denzel
    There's a large number of LCL cans that have gone green. I fear 'Swampy' and his hairy chums are winning.
  18. Denzel
    Eh? What's up?
  19. Denzel
    Too late, the place is over-run with unsuitable names like 'Britney', 'Chelsea', 'Jordan' and 'Derek'.
  20. Denzel
    This must be the safest Labour seat in the country.
  21. Denzel
    Ginola was well into yours!
  22. Denzel
    I've been in the Bull about 3 times in 6 months!
  23. Denzel
    1. Open fridge. 2. Remove bottle. 3. Open bottle. 4. Pour into glass. There; you should get at least A 2:1 if you follow those instructions.
  24. Denzel
    Better check your glove compartment then.
  25. Denzel
    Nepotism. AGAIN.
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