Denzel
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SLOA
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I bet it was when you found it in the toilet bowl!
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Get her telt Mr Darn. She needs a slap.
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And he was back in time for bacon and eggs.
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They'll get well watered late at night. And decorated with kebab wrappers.
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And the customers are unable to get washed. Oh, no change there. I've got to get rid of my 'business' using rainwater. Sounds like a Boscastle story really.
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Thank you very much Nigel Slater.
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But out of true adversity, we Brits can still come out with comic gems. One deranged harridan commented in The Journal that she couldn't even wash her dentures. Priceless.
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Nah, battered sausage.
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Raw nerve!
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Burst main apparently - boss was overjoyed when I told him I wasn't sure when I'd be in!
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Tried any forgeign object insertion lately?
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Flippant and unnecessary. Bad egg.
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Say what?
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There's breadcrumbs too.
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I'm sc-sc-sc-scared.
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Do not doubt my strength....
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Nee chance, I'll kick him in his hernia. That'll smart a bit.
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Yes I would, I often use That online auction site that is in no way as good as Free Bedlington.co.uk Classifieds.
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Mmmmmm....just like Ann.
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Yeah, that means I can eat more Scotch eggs. Good work that man.
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You and Velma oot the neet then Mr Neck?
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Aye come on Pencil Neck, what you trying to say about Bedlington's finest export?
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Well of all the people to have made use of her services he is the only one I've met. I think.
