Denzel

Raw nerve!

Burst main apparently - boss was overjoyed when I told him I wasn't sure when I'd be in!

Tried any forgeign object insertion lately?

Flippant and unnecessary. Bad egg.

Say what?

There's breadcrumbs too.

I'm sc-sc-sc-scared.

Do not doubt my strength....

Nee chance, I'll kick him in his hernia. That'll smart a bit.

Yes I would, I often use That online auction site that is in no way as good as Free Bedlington.co.uk Classifieds.

Mmmmmm....just like Ann.

Yeah, that means I can eat more Scotch eggs. Good work that man.

You and Velma oot the neet then Mr Neck?

Aye come on Pencil Neck, what you trying to say about Bedlington's finest export?

Well of all the people to have made use of her services he is the only one I've met. I think.

Air-conditioned? Jammy sod - all these sodding Macs are belting out heat - I've got a mini desk fan and a rather small window to circulate the hot air.

Because you spend too much of your spare time listening to miserable preppy kids bleating on about nowt. Get some 2-Live Crew down you man.

On a serious note, I feel having to give out home numbers is a bit too much; it would put a lot of people off using the service.

£5m, plus various other clauses based on appearances - waste of money anyway, he's always injured.

It's good to see someone taking pride in their work. Three cheers for Emma!

Get amangst it Threegee!

As well as rather unlikely.

Shouldn't you be arranging some blister packs? Instead of skiving work like me>

My glass is always half-full.