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Denzel

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  1. Thanks CK, apolgies all round.
  2. She also took your spine and your guts.
  3. To be fair, Heskey is still more of a footballer than the white Kevin Francis who currently plays for the scousers.
  4. She's already whipped yours off.
  5. Yep, it's not a proper lads night out unless two of your dullard mates have deemed it necessary to invite their respective lasses along.
  6. Just what we need, another sodding midfielder.
  7. I've launched a few of them in my time.
  8. Mind if I put this case down? It needs a rest.
  9. Well don't tell her to come out this Friday night; though no doubt Thelma and Mrs Hair will 'miraculously' bump into us during the course of the evening.
  10. On the contrary I feel that I am a fine role model. My predeliction for golden showers in no way impinges on my ability as a godfather. Never the twain shall meet.
  11. You think so? Personally I disagree, but life's all about opinions.
  12. Just on the car park? I'd expect it over me.
  13. Is it a roman candle? If so, I hope you keeep it in a biscuit tin.
  14. Of course they should, it's art.
  15. Ooh get back in the knife drawer!
  16. Along with a fine selection of discarded pizza boxes and chip wrappers.
  17. I couldn't agree more, imagine a decent sign in The Station.... 1992 - The Spar reports rising weekend sales of onions, chipsticks, cornetto's and penny floaters 1994 - a gang of lagered-up radgies have a tear up 1996 - The Domino has a lick of paint 1998 - The Clayton 'kicks off' 1999 - a riot erupts in pizza stop when the chilli sauce runs out 2000 - The Station's 100th takeaway opens
  18. Inoffensive and informative. Rather like my good self.
  19. As long as they're not sweet mince pies. I'm not mad on them.
  20. I learnt my trade from Colone Mike Bumgarner.
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