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  1. Denzel
    Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! NO! Lawrenson would've said that. After praising Steven Gerrard.
  2. Denzel
    Actually I don't think you are Alan Hansen. If you were, your sentence would have begun with the words 'Steven Gerrard', then you'd have gone on to praise Peter Crouch.
  3. Denzel
    Yes, you have to be over 60 and stink of wee to play.
  4. Denzel
    He's a bad egg.
  5. Denzel
    Ace of Base have seen it.
  6. Denzel
    Yep, he'd have a field day.
  7. Denzel
    I didn't point it out Dave.
  8. Denzel
    Take your mask off Mr Hansen.
  9. Denzel
    Sounds like an ideal hangout for the disaffected youth of today.
  10. Denzel
    Not fancy a gabba-fest then Mr Neck?
  11. Denzel
    The gloves are off....
  12. Denzel
    Well I'll be popping along Joe.
  13. Denzel
    Safe as !*!@# :- Hoying lager down as England stumble past poor opposition - we're keeping our powder dry Owen Hargreaves in midfield - the boy done good Cristiano Ronaldo bubbling - what's the matter love? Lost an eyelash? Don't diss me:- Milligans bacon and sausage sandwiches - 2 rashers of bacon and 1 sodding sausage Paul Robinson - oh dear Dirk Kuyt - the new Stephane Guivarc'h? Monday morning hangovers - they smart Bairns in pubs - get out little people
  14. Denzel
    Look out for my 'pop shot'.
  15. Denzel
    Dear Santa, please bring me lots of Pro Plus....
  16. Denzel
    Yep, full of pictures of Ann's rat.
  17. Denzel
    I better save up for some new Rockports then.
  18. Denzel
    Aye, we need more pubs devoted to Happy Hardcore and Blue WKD.
  19. Denzel
    Well said, especially with a big bodykit and massive boolaz. You know your chipole.
  20. Denzel
    The worst 'newspaper' in the world - how is anyone meant to read it when the print and photographs are so out of registration?
  21. Denzel
    Almost as big as mine.
  22. Denzel
    Whilst Mr Neck snoozes peacefully at the Jenga table.
  23. Denzel
    You can add mine to that list.
  24. Denzel
    Ah yes, I believe the son was in the year below CK and I at school. Happy days.
  25. Denzel
    Aye, there'll be the usual resigned look on faces as we sup ale on Boxing Day. Looks like New Year's Day is buggered now as well.
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