Denzel

Mind if I put this case down? It needs a rest.

Well don't tell her to come out this Friday night; though no doubt Thelma and Mrs Hair will 'miraculously' bump into us during the course of the evening.

On the contrary I feel that I am a fine role model. My predeliction for golden showers in no way impinges on my ability as a godfather. Never the twain shall meet.

You think so? Personally I disagree, but life's all about opinions.

Just on the car park? I'd expect it over me.

Is it a roman candle? If so, I hope you keeep it in a biscuit tin.

Of course they should, it's art.

Ooh get back in the knife drawer!

Along with a fine selection of discarded pizza boxes and chip wrappers.

I couldn't agree more, imagine a decent sign in The Station.... 1992 - The Spar reports rising weekend sales of onions, chipsticks, cornetto's and penny floaters 1994 - a gang of lagered-up radgies have a tear up 1996 - The Domino has a lick of paint 1998 - The Clayton 'kicks off' 1999 - a riot erupts in pizza stop when the chilli sauce runs out 2000 - The Station's 100th takeaway opens

Inoffensive and informative. Rather like my good self.

Get 'im telt big lad.

....chips and beans?

As long as they're not sweet mince pies. I'm not mad on them.

I learnt my trade from Colone Mike Bumgarner.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! NO! Lawrenson would've said that. After praising Steven Gerrard.

Actually I don't think you are Alan Hansen. If you were, your sentence would have begun with the words 'Steven Gerrard', then you'd have gone on to praise Peter Crouch.

Yes, you have to be over 60 and stink of wee to play.

He's a bad egg.

Ace of Base have seen it.

Yep, he'd have a field day.

I didn't point it out Dave.

Take your mask off Mr Hansen.

Sounds like an ideal hangout for the disaffected youth of today.