Denzel

You tease!

Howay then Pete, tell us more about it!

I reckon it was people still suffering cold turkey from their new year's resolutions; they couldn't sleep so they came on here to find out about Bedlington.

Crivens?! Are you Hen Broon?!

Alternatively the bairn could have a vagina yet still be able to park a car.

Well it would take you several months just to tell them who you were.

Smoking makes you look really mature. Keep it up folks.

Glad to hear it - the effect of 'Debaser' on a wedding reception is something I never want to see again.

Ah yes the Percy. Where a friendly smile and cold, foaming ale await the weary traveller.

It's Geordie colloquialism for men who have an hermaphroditic air about them. That lanky !*!@# out of Antony and the Johnsons is a good example.

Excellent call Mr Neck, hope you and the Mrs had a good honeymoon in Venice. I trust you didn't take any of the dreadul records that you inflicted on us at your wedding reception.

Cholesterol-loving ginger madmen the lot of them.

Hmmmmmmmmmm.

Comic gold.

In future, don't copy and paste from American websites.

I can see the irony in your comment.

Bloody hell. You didn't get put in the stocks as well did you?!

To be fair, if you construe it as an insult then it's not just your parents it's aimed at.

'....a model of Chrsitian living....' Yep, that just about sums me up. End of character assassination.

Hey, it's only a word hinny.

Do any of you remember sabre-toothed tigers then?!

To be fair, if you'd said 'useless pile of !*!@#' it would've made a fine substitute for his name.

I'm gutted. Hats off to the plucky Cubans anyway.

Ah, Jean-Alain Boumsong.