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Thanks Canny Lass it works taOR you can go to http://synergyradio.co.uk scroll down and click on listen live. Add it to your favourites and you can listen whenever you like without going to the community page. Works great!!
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Happy Birthday Vic hope its not too cold over there to enjoy a few bevvies ?
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How do i log on to the net to listen to synergy fm ?Synergy
John W
I have been listening to Synergy on the Internet and its great to hear local Bedlington news, to hear an update of the local football teams on Saturday is great. Its a bit like being back in Bedlington when I listen to Synergy.
Wishing you best of luck with the future of the radio station hope everything works out,
Great job, well done.
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A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises
Coming from the bedroom.
She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed,
Sweating and panting.
'What's up?' she asks.
'I think I'm having a heart attack,' - cries the husband..
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as
she's dialling, her four-year-old son comes up
And says, "Mummy mummy Aunty Shirley is hiding in the
Wardrobe & she has no clothes on"
The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom
Right past her husband..rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there
is
Her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor.
'You rotten Bitch', she screams.
'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around
Naked playing hide and seek with the kids!!'
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There was a young lad killed in Hervey Bay this week due to speeding 120ks in a 60 zone that combined with alcohol is a bad mix
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Drunk Driving...THIS is absolutely brilliant!
Only an Aussie could pull this one off!
A true story from Mount Isa in Queensland
Recently a routine Police patrol car parked outside a local neighbourhood pub late in the evening. The officer noticed a man (Luke Sandery) leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles. The man managed to find his car, which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night). Then flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few metres, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road. The Police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a random breathalyser test.
To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man's intoxication.
The Police officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station - this breathalyser equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy
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Good one Mal
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Thats a shame i only live in Queensland Australia, could you make an exception or i will visit next time i come over.No takeaway or deliveries, you'll have to join us for a nice meal, we're open from 10am tuesday to saturday running a breakfast and lunch menu, or simply just have a coffee and/or scones, cakes etc, then evening menu starts 6pm tuesday to saturday, sunday lunch served 12 till 3 :-)
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You would need that guarantee before you ordered !!Don't suppose they could guarrantee that it would still be hot by the time it got to you Brian
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Do you home deliver ??Thanks! Thats Great to hear
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Will you do food at the BB or isn't there any kitchen facility's ?
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Thats him the same one a fine fella if ever i did see one........ haha no sir not him.............
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I've got a mate called rabbit and it's not Harry.
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Where aboots did you get the Pheasant Keith ..........
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Ah roast Chicken, spuds, greens, gravy and yorkies can it be any better ??
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Always listen to your Mum symptoms !She used to say: " What a bunch of blood-suckers they are." This happened whenever Betty Windsor, Phil the Greek, or their useless brats ever appeared on the telly.
A wise woman!
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Guess You are not against Australia becoming a republic eh !Ok, Ok ...
The poor mis-guided beige brigades of Middle England have continuously swallowed the guff perpetrated by that family of German con artists and their protectors. The sickening sight of the foolish masses with their easy-stretch trousers and cheap haircuts, wildly waving their banners and bunting, clutching their rolled-up copies of the hateful Daily Mail bowing and scraping to the wasters turns my stomach. What a complete waste of resources the lot of them are. I could go on for pages and pages but I think you get my drift. Do you want pages and pages more?
Ah, to think back to all the good works done that glorious July night in Yekaterinburg.
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Mam used to say "If the wind changes your face will stay like that"
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I am thinking foxy could take some time tho.Right then Keith and Brian I was part of the fittings there from 68 onwards and saw most of the top pop groups that appeared and have photos of some. How about a little quiz ? You get 1 point if you can name the singer, 2 points for the keyboard player, 3 points for each of the crowd and nowt for the Bouncer cos everybody knew him!! By the way I want the maiden names for the women.
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ta Keith you are right it was the Gibbons that made me do a bunk down under, we used to get pie faced at the Railway and the Percy before heading down to the Dom. how is Freddie going give him my best when next you see him ta Mate.Typically Tropical were the group Brian. Them Gibbon cousins of yours certainly led you astray, no wonder you did a bunk to Oz. Freds wife , Brenda was at ours earlier tonight .
You had to be drunk before you whent there, cos you couldnt get hammered on the beer in there. I used to drink the Watney's Red Barrell in there, usually a good pint but sadly not in the Domino, it was as flat as a Japs face, but, what the hell, nobody cared.
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Spot on my mate Vic it had me bopping in my compy seat ta mateWould this be the one Brian!
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Canny
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Ah all the fond memories of the Domino,back in '75 my cousin Al and i frequented the place whenever we could, at the time they played a song called Ah we are going to Barbados does any one remember who sang/ Played this song even when i hear it now (not so often) i think of those drunken times in the Domino.
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