Everything posted by Mr Darn
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Hellooooooooooo Anybody There?
Lol, now denzel has dropped in we have a bit to catch up on!
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Betting On If Its Going To Snow On Xmas!
i stuck a quid on at 11-2... not great odds considering the track record!
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Love: Xmas!
i dont like it either... its a commercialized time when people spend money they dont have buying people stuff they dont want. its like i say to my family.... instead of buying me something, spend the money on yourself and think of me, and i'll do the same, that way neither of us waste money and we both get something we want. All this over a fat pedophile in a red suit who raped a few children on dec 25th then felt so guilty about it he left presents for them!!! Perhaps a bit harsh, but i bet the true story was close.....
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Good Jokes: Not For The Faint-Hearted (Adult content)
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Weekends
Yup! True, but still...
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Good Jokes: Not For The Faint-Hearted (Adult content)
second attempt and that 18th is deffo a pig! diddnt do well on the 3rd or 12th either, and i got a HIO on the 12th in the first attempt!
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Good Jokes: Not For The Faint-Hearted (Adult content)
Matched ya! that 18th is a pig!
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Weekends
Your not kiddin'! it has been mentioned that i may be one of them!!
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Weekends
you not seen rex hunt? he kisses fish
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Mr Darn (tm)
Good Call, always a good start to admit theres a problem, saves thousands in therapy... ...order me one whilst yours is on its way....
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Mr Darn (tm)
I have heard that there is at least one !*!@# in every circle of friends.... if yours hasnt got one, Your it! Even if there is one though, it still dont rule you out! As far as my friends go, i believe i am the '!*!@# ' of them, and i respect all of them. And no, since i'm a trolley pusher, i dont have friends, or a !*!@# of my own to play with....
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Mr Darn (tm)
LOL, yeah, coz thats what i do.... I never denied being a !*!@# , but i now see where the saying 'takes one to know one' comes from! Sad git!
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Mr Darn (tm)
Oh, and LMAO at Fourgee™!!!
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Mr Darn (tm)
I sometimes wonder why i lower myself to react to someone who had nothing better to do on valentines day than register on a forum... its a bloody name, get over yourself! i only added ™ coz Mr Darn was taken!
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Mr Darn (tm)
Erm, no. i use ™ because its a trade mark.
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Mr Darn (tm)
Actually, yes. mrdarn is my buisness name, and is registered as a trade mark for my company.
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I Never Introduced Myself
Belated Welcome to the board!
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It's Been Coming For Years, But Now..
So, let me get this right, skype is bringing out a mobile that will enable free calles over an internet connection? dont you pay for the connection anyway?
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"old Lags" !
Good call, i stand corrected! just i have made the same mistake myself and thought 'huh? why do i need to add a topic title to a reply? Must be just me then!
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Bins On Fire
it's the one that reads: "teenage bystander seriously hurt as group of youths play with fireworks" that i dont like...my nieces and nephews are now at the age where they are out at that time of night....
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Any Firework Displays?
The Terriers not having one this year?? EDIT:- or the cricket club? dont they usually have one?
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Good Jokes: Not For The Faint-Hearted (Adult content)
- Good Jokes: Not For The Faint-Hearted (Adult content)
lol, i like it!- "old Lags" !
Monsta, i dont know if these attempts to make me bite are amusing you, but they are becoming tiresome. the only reason i'm not biting is because while your amusing yourself with me, at least your leaving everyone else alone. No wonder the forum is going quiet with comments like that flying around, it would seem others dont have the paitence i have,- "old Lags" !
lol, was that the 'new topic' button pressed there instead of the 'add reply'?? - Good Jokes: Not For The Faint-Hearted (Adult content)