Everything posted by Denzel
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Global Warming And Such
Speaking of children, would you happen to know of any good childcare facilities around here?
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Australia Day
Well could be worse, you could be drinking Foster's.
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Happy Birthday To You
1. When have I overused colloquialisms? 2. Yes, I got my fingers wet.
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Whats Happening In Bedlington
Yes I do:- www.MoneySavingExpert.com There's some fabulous deals on coffins and other such paraphernalia.
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Happy Birthday To You
I wouldn't expect it to, it's a colloquialism.
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Www.bedlington.co.uk
Sleep well. Please.
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Another Good Year!
Yep, wishing your life away.
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Happy Birthday To You
There's no way he could usurp you as the board's number one twisty-!*!@# .
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Bedlingtons Rag N Bone Man
Rhetorical question, Allan?
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Whats Happening In Bedlington
Fat Figo has thus far claimed over £8,000.
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Predictions
Harum-scarum. I love it, A+. Next time try and mention 'brouhaha'.
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Northumbrians Only!
Good choice sir!
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Www.bedlington.co.uk
She left a bit of a mess like.
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Northumbrians Only!
I'll use some of your dubloons.
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Www.bedlington.co.uk
She was tired, she'd been to my house all day.
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Northumbrians Only!
But I can't play wax cylinders Pete. Will I have to pay with it using a bag of salt?
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Happy Christmas
Someone's egging you on here.
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Www.bedlington.co.uk
I know you're a gangster Pete, Emma told me. She said you walked into the Tavern and your henchmen had to hoover the carpet for you to walk on it.
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Www.bedlington.co.uk
I can imagine the conversation.... "'Ere mate, Denzel's got one of them Fiat's for sale, know what I mean? Don't get lemon, just get it sorted and we'll hear know more about it. Now jog on you mug".
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Northumbrians Only!
All a bit modern for me Pete.
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Happy Christmas
Dunno why you're grinning, it's not very eggs-citing.
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Www.bedlington.co.uk
Pete's gonna put the word around! Big dawg!
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North Sea Fishing
Alternatively, we could burn your twitching cadaver?
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Predictions
Aye it was !*!@#! But we won, so there!