Denzel

Dolescum at the bottom and toffs like me at the top.

I do, I live my life by the 'Five F's' principle.

I did, and it feels much better. Though it did sting at first.

Cue panic in Mr Darn's mind!

Who are Bedlington Bears? Can't say I've heard of them.

Some clarification either way wouldn't go amiss.

So I didn't guess correctly?

It's just Fourth-estate fascism. Let's go and hoy bricks at their windows.

That's what it's there for man.

Did you take that picture with a Box Brownie? I've seen better quality Netto beans.

And many thanks to CK for a splendid afternoon's entertainment once again.

OK Pete, Newcastle United -v- Celta Vigo.....

It'll be wisely invested, thanks to sound advice from our superb scouting network.

As Mr Darn's apoplexy at the lack of support for this section is growing, I felt I should add my bit... Born in Amersham in 1973, I have lived in Bedlington since 1975. Initially living in the Station, my parents saw sense and we relocated to 'the top end' c.1981. My name came from my schooldays at St Wilfrids in Blyth, and comes from Welsh MP Denzel Davies; my actual monicker is a closely guarded secret. Tall, dashing and handsome, I am frequently referred to as a modern-day Errol Flynn by both friends and colleagues, much to my embarassment. I'm a regular visitor to a few of Bedlington's drinking establishments, principally The Sun and The North; the rest I tend to avoid like the plague, as they are mainly full of old men/radgies with all the charisma of a Greggs pastie. Anyway, I hope that's sated a few appetites.

Let's just kill all the foreign bastards.

Of course I do Joe, I'm used to living at the higher end of the social scale!

Scared of !*!@# batter?

An animal we can all learn from.

Just get rid of the daft colours on the 'bedlington.co.uk' logo Threegee man.

One can only hope so.

I suspect Mrs Darn has made the battery go flat; texting pictures to her army of internet lovers.

They're like !*!@# in a field, they get everywhere.

Bah humbug.

That's the first thing I look for.

Muslim families have been taking advantage of that for years.