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Denzel

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  1. I think the 20 pints of Bushwhacker's Owld Tagnut you drink each night may be something to do with your memory loss.
  2. You can stuff your Cirque de Soleil where the soleil don't shine Johnny French.
  3. Couple of decent singles on first album, apart from that, it's music for football hooligans.
  4. Got my own little sideline up and running now, and all done from the comfort of my home.
  5. Bedlington's pre-school nippers are in safe hands.
  6. We're all aware of your predeliction for giving Mr Hair a Hancock.
  7. Tim Westwood was on Radio 2 yesterday though; quality entertainment.
  8. Big dog Pete!
  9. Pete = smashing bloke.
  10. Must be about time they did a pre-Christmas advertising campaign.
  11. Stay in bed and indulge in some onanism.
  12. Denzel

    New Guy

    He's a social commentator in the 'Normski' mould.
  13. Percy is still there, but nowadays we have things called 'off-licences' where you can purchase alcohol for home consumption!
  14. Council houses?! How very common.
  15. You've forgotten more than the curator will ever know.
  16. Disgusting. Almost as funny as the Dolmio adverts dubbed over by a mad Scotsman.
  17. To be honest, cleaning toilets has got to be better than labouring at a fish factory.
  18. Pete isn't quite the harbinger of doom we'd mistaken him for.
  19. 6 points in the bag for us.
  20. A classic strapline.
  21. This is my idea of an informal, yet informative, museum... http://www.sexmuseumamsterdam.nl/index2.html
  22. So how was the big event? Is it true that they have been touted as the next 'Then Jericho'?
  23. Rubbish; you'll be telling me next that there are large fields of pigs which are there specifically to be slaughtered and turned into sausages and black pudding.
  24. An excellent pub-trivia fact.
  25. Did you buy your first pint of it with a bag of salt Pete?!
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