Yes, I'm afraid being Jimmy Hill has it's drawbacks; namely, the Jeremy Kyle Show. Television for the disenfranchised. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ARSES AND GET JOBS YOU SPONGING DOLESCUM BASTARDS!
Guilty as charged, but as it's the accepted norm in the UK I'm more than happy to use it. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to put some gas in my car and purchase some new hubcaps.