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Denzel

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  1. Some of these new-fangled videos are a bit risque for my liking.
  2. I assume this was before he changed into a handbag-waving mincer?
  3. Yes, I'm afraid being Jimmy Hill has it's drawbacks; namely, the Jeremy Kyle Show. Television for the disenfranchised. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ARSES AND GET JOBS YOU SPONGING DOLESCUM BASTARDS!
  4. Agreed, they don't get mentioned often enough for my liking.
  5. Trouble is all the buffoons round here will continue to vote Labour. Give someone else a try.
  6. Denzel

    New Guy

    As ever, the Colonel has his finger on the pulse.
  7. There's some cash strewn across my bedroom floor - why don't you bend over and pick it up?
  8. Nuclear power is where it's at; I think every right-minded person would agree that a few deformed bairns is a small price to pay for a warm house.
  9. Boo, hiss, Pete's nothing more than a fraudster and a sham. We demand a proper top-tipster, not his drunken ramblings. Sort it out Threegee.
  10. So how did Broken Spokes go down? Like a lead balloon?
  11. Pete sits nicely in the 'good egg' category.
  12. It 'rocks a fat one'. As I believe 'the kids' say.
  13. 'Old man take a look at my life I'm a lot like you....'
  14. Nice museum; I enjoy art deco architecture.
  15. Bloody hell, rare praise for the Toon from the Bedlington bindipper.
  16. It's the morning before the big night; I hope Broken Spokes don't split up again between now and last orders.
  17. In which case Leicester beats Middlesbrough hands down.
  18. If they build a glue factory and a pet-food processing plant then the equine problem can be solved in one fell swoop.
  19. Guilty as charged, but as it's the accepted norm in the UK I'm more than happy to use it. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to put some gas in my car and purchase some new hubcaps.
  20. That's an escalator.
  21. Myspace is like, soooo yesterday.
  22. We still call them 'lifts' in this country, Brian.
  23. Humans and horses - they just don't mix.
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